Bragging at 80 (I'm only 70)

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual
check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.


The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think about that?"


The doctor considers his question for a minute and
then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a
season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was
in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his
walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the
creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream
of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead. What do you think of that?"


The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of rounds into that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."