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My great, big, long, huge, enormous...bellybutton.

 
 
nimh
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2005 09:15 am
Just think how practical itll be when youll have kids. You hook up your bellybutton to her navelpiercing, and presto! "Jumping rope!"
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2005 11:40 am
nimh wrote:
Just think how practical itll be when youll have kids. You hook up your bellybutton to her navelpiercing, and presto! "Jumping rope!"


Actually, that idea came up when we were discusing the pros and cons. Great minds think a like, n'est ce pas?

Okay everyone, I've made a big decision: I am going under the knife. I spoke to another doctor, who told me the risk of death is actually more like 30%. It's more dangerous than I thought.

More expensive, too. Therefore I have spoken with a neighbor of mine, a local butcher named Rocco. He said he'd perform the surgery, in his garage, if I'd let him sleep with my girlfriend. She agreed. She was a little too enthusiastic it seemed to me, but hey, she's doing it for the team.

He will use a local anaesthetic.

So this is just to say that I might not be around for a few days.
Or ever again.
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brahmin
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jul, 2005 10:58 pm
adios amigo.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 10:24 am
goodbye, cruel world
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 10:30 am
Is he charging by the pound?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 10:31 am
hang some feathers from the tip and let cats chase it before you cut it off.

give some random pleasure to an animal
it will make your life more meaningful
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 11:12 am
OFFCUTS....GET YER GARGAMEL OFFCUTS.....$3 A POUND !
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 11:19 am
kickycan wrote:
Oh now that hurt, Bella. I have a good mind to bend you over this chair and spank your little bottom until it's fiery red...


How did i miss this invitation!

Bad Bella...Kicky gonna give you the spanking you deserve...
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 12:46 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
OFFCUTS....GET YER GARGAMEL OFFCUTS.....$3 A POUND !


vultures, all of you
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 01:50 pm
Can we begraffiti it first and chip off memorial bits to sell through to gullible tourists?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jul, 2005 02:00 pm
TRINKETS...GET YER GARGAMEL TRINKETS.....
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Wolfe281
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 11:10 am
outie
the same thing happens to me just allow people to look at it and allow the dog to keep tugging on it and eventually everyone willl get used to it
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Wolfe281
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 11:11 am
enormous outie
bury yourself in snad and allow people to play with it and torture it and your mind will start to like the sensation
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 31 Mar, 2007 03:24 pm
Re: enormous outie
Wolfe281 wrote:
bury yourself in snad and allow people to play with it and torture it and your mind will start to like the sensation


Been there, done that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Mar, 2007 04:37 pm
a. Who woke this monster up?


b. What the smeg is "snad"?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 08:38 am
<b>Bunny O'Hare</b> wrote:
a. Who woke this monster up?


b. What the smeg is "snad"?




Snad, as everyone knows, is a stronger, mutated form of eczema.
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