My great, big, long, huge, enormous...bellybutton.

Just think how practical itll be when youll have kids. You hook up your bellybutton to her navelpiercing, and presto! "Jumping rope!"

Actually, that idea came up when we were discusing the pros and cons. Great minds think a like, n'est ce pas?

Okay everyone, I've made a big decision: I am going under the knife. I spoke to another doctor, who told me the risk of death is actually more like 30%. It's more dangerous than I thought.

More expensive, too. Therefore I have spoken with a neighbor of mine, a local butcher named Rocco. He said he'd perform the surgery, in his garage, if I'd let him sleep with my girlfriend. She agreed. She was a little too enthusiastic it seemed to me, but hey, she's doing it for the team.

He will use a local anaesthetic.

So this is just to say that I might not be around for a few days.
Or ever again.

adios amigo.

goodbye, cruel world

Is he charging by the pound?

hang some feathers from the tip and let cats chase it before you cut it off.

give some random pleasure to an animal
it will make your life more meaningful

OFFCUTS....GET YER GARGAMEL OFFCUTS.....$3 A POUND !

How did i miss this invitation!

Bad Bella...Kicky gonna give you the spanking you deserve...

vultures, all of you

Can we begraffiti it first and chip off memorial bits to sell through to gullible tourists?

TRINKETS...GET YER GARGAMEL TRINKETS.....

outie
the same thing happens to me just allow people to look at it and allow the dog to keep tugging on it and eventually everyone willl get used to it

enormous outie
bury yourself in snad and allow people to play with it and torture it and your mind will start to like the sensation

Re: enormous outie


Been there, done that.

a. Who woke this monster up?


b. What the smeg is "snad"?

Snad, as everyone knows, is a stronger, mutated form of eczema.