nimh wrote:Just think how practical itll be when youll have kids. You hook up your bellybutton to her navelpiercing, and presto! "Jumping rope!"
Actually, that idea came up when we were discusing the pros and cons. Great minds think a like, n'est ce pas?
Okay everyone, I've made a big decision: I am going under the knife. I spoke to another doctor, who told me the risk of death is actually more like 30%. It's more dangerous than I thought.
More expensive, too. Therefore I have spoken with a neighbor of mine, a local butcher named Rocco. He said he'd perform the surgery, in his garage, if I'd let him sleep with my girlfriend. She agreed. She was a little too enthusiastic it seemed to me, but hey, she's doing it for the team.
He will use a local anaesthetic.
So this is just to say that I might not be around for a few days.
Or ever again.