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Two women talking in the afterlife

 
 
Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 12:50 pm
TWO WOMEN MEET IN THE AFTERLIFE:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 02:24 pm
Hehe, I know the joke with 2 guys, but I guess, everyone
modifies it to the other gender. It still is good Mr. Green
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2005 02:54 pm
Ha ha ha ha...funny!!
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moxiac
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:08 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Hehe, I know the joke with 2 guys, but I guess, everyone
modifies it to the other gender. It still is good Mr. Green
gender may change to the opposite gender in accordance 2 the poster's gender ..hehe.. that he might not lose.. lolz
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:18 am
If truth be told, that joke has to be about two men, because they don't think ahead of the consequences of their actions. Ever go on a car ride with men? Who's more bound to take the wrong road? he he he....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:30 am
I got on this train one time and almost followed another man in changing trains to a unknown destination.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:39 am
Isn't that what life is all about, Dys?
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:46 am
Squinney, that's a joke especially meaningful to c.i.., Dys and me. When we were catching a train to Amsterdam, there wasn't much time to get on the train and we didn't know exactly where to go. C.i. ran on ahead and rushed into a train waiting there. Dys and I were too slow and missed the train. Turns out the train was going to Cologne. We found a later train for Amsterdam.

What is so fun about c.i. is that he finds a good time anywhere under any circumstances. He will always be reminded of that little gaffe--it was too funny.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2005 10:53 am
I went only half way to Koln; and the conductor happened to be some manager of the train system, and wrote something on my ticket. He told me to get off at the next station, and take the return train to Brussels, and go to the ticket office. The ticket office gave me a new ticket for the trip from Brussels to Amsterdam - without charge for the extra ride or for the revised ticket. All turned out well - even though I got into my hotel room in Amsterdam after 11PM. Thank god my hotel was just a few blocks from the central train station. Wink
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