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Who's the man!

 
 
Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2005 11:27 pm
The Man Song...

edit --
my apologies to Shewolf, who i just noticed posted it last week...

i need to get my hands on the lyrics, if anyone has them...
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jul, 2005 05:05 am
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Loved it!!!

More, more!
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jul, 2005 08:23 am
Yeah, yer the man! Very Happy
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 08:29 pm
my honey-bunny found the lyrics Smile

***

The Man Song
by Sean Morey

He's the man... he's the man!

I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

He's the man... he's the man!

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho around here! ... but it's all in my head.

He's the man... he's the man!

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

He's the man... he's the man!

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered.

He's the man... he's the man!
You the man...
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 08:33 pm
Your honey is wise. lol

Thanks for the lyrics.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2005 08:37 pm
Those three blondes in the background were really hot. I especially liked the one on the left.
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flo111
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2005 11:23 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Those three blondes in the background were really hot. I especially liked the one on the left.


Gus she looks like a hooker. Why don't you go with the one on the right???
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