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If Microsoft and the Catholic Church would merge, what name?

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nimh
 
Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:05 am
In the Humor forum, AngeliqueEast posted a joke article on "MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church".

Someone suggested, "Microchurch?"

That dont sound right. Neither does Cathsoft (sounds like a Russian oil company).

BBLE? Cat.0.Lic? Nah, too underground.

Jesus G2, too Protestant.

RE-Surrection? Too much like a clothing label.

Good question! Shoot...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:08 am
"Saints'R'Us"?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:24 am
Catholicism XP

Catholic Windows 97

St Outlook
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:26 am
The LINUX Inquisition! Burn the unbelivers!!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:35 am
Christ 2000? Or in short, X2K?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:47 am
you know that the catholic church is trying to assign a saint for the internet?
> lemme find that article again<
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:48 am
http://www.catholic.org/saints/isidore.php
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:49 am
MSCC, or maybe CatholiSoft.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:53 am
oops.
double post.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:56 am
The Holy Ghost in the Machine?


Jesus $#@&ing Christ Soft?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:57 am
The Blue Window of Eternal Life?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:59 am
Omniscient, Omnipotent and Benevolent-Soft?

Almighty-Soft?

(I am baaaad...)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:06 am
St Microsh*t of the Catholic church
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goodfielder
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:10 am
PGMTW

Please God Make This Work.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:24 am
Lol!

You realise there would be no more firewalls allowed - and you would have to stay with the same ISP forever - unless you could prove your relationship was never consummated...
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:27 am
Here are more names, come on you can think of more.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1421911#1421911

The ones I came up with are on the last page (2 I think)
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:29 am
dlowan wrote:
Jesus $#@&ing Christ Soft?


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:36 am
NetWings is cute.

MSCC is professional ... tho, akin to MSNBC, it should be MSNCC I guess.

AlmightySoft is very, very clever tho.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:51 am
I just wrote:

The name

The slogan

And our theme songs name and its first four words

Later
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 08:32 am
Our Lady of Perpetual Porn
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