New army recruit.

Thirty-four years ago, Jean Pierre Boudreaux (a Louisiana Cajun) was
drafted by the US Army.

On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued Jean Pierre a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several teeth..

On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber seared his head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for Jean Pierre!