What do I do? My girlfriend is in a religious cult.

Lamb Chop

id a got there eventually

We still have Dennis the Menace :

That's not Dennis the Menace. He has a dog, and he's ours.

I know Dennis the Menace, I grew up with Dennis the Menace and that sir, is an imposter! A damnable fraud, sir!

I was in the fan club.



He's an art exhibit, an institution a one and only.



And he likes fireworks.

To be honest I have looked this up and it seems both strips appeared roughly the same time and I think it was a case of them both coming up with the name at the same time.

Minnie the Minx is all ours though.



As is Roger the Dodger.

She would have left the church for you.
despite the harsh punishment for dis’obey’ing.