What do I do? My girlfriend is in a religious cult.

Lamb Chop

id a got there eventually

We still have Dennis the Menace :

That's not Dennis the Menace. He has a dog, and he's ours.

I know Dennis the Menace, I grew up with Dennis the Menace and that sir, is an imposter! A damnable fraud, sir!

I was in the fan club.



He's an art exhibit, an institution a one and only.



And he likes fireworks.

To be honest I have looked this up and it seems both strips appeared roughly the same time and I think it was a case of them both coming up with the name at the same time.

Minnie the Minx is all ours though.



As is Roger the Dodger.