A modern dad explaining the birds and the bees

The Birds and the Bees in our Modern Age
The little boy asks his father... "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe.

"We interfaced rather well, so we sneaked into a private room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon after I uploaded, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. By then it was too late to hit the delete button, so nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared saying: 'You've got male! '"