Oh ****

It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new
student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered
the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She
saw a sea of blank
faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by
the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863.", said
Suzuki

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class,you should
be ashamed.
Suzuki,
who
is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fuc!k the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand u p. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." ! >

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
gonna puke." The
teacher
glares and asks
"All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says,"George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister,
1991."
!

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton,to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997" !!

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little shi!t. If
you
say
anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to
Chandra
Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered
around the teacher on
the
floor, someone said,
"Oh shi!t, we're fuccked"

And Suzuki said, "George Bush! on Sept 11, 2001" !!!