Sun 18 Mar, 2007 11:49 pm - Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter
around her feet as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired
to... (view)
Tue 13 Mar, 2007 10:22 pm - A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an... (view)
Mon 5 Mar, 2007 03:43 am - Walmart Technology
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you... (view)
Fri 2 Mar, 2007 10:53 pm - Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all
ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go
something like this:
The first four men... (view)
Thu 15 Feb, 2007 10:15 pm - Sister Magdalene
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister... (view)
Thu 15 Feb, 2007 09:56 pm - The War
An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War 2, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a... (view)
Thu 28 Sep, 2006 06:14 am - On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets
him... (view)
Tue 19 Sep, 2006 03:51 am - In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is... (view)
Sat 13 May, 2006 11:10 pm - Here's another one.
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that... (view)
Sat 13 May, 2006 11:09 pm - A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor... (view)
