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My Ass Is Moving South

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Bella Dea
 
Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:19 am
Must be too cold up here where it belongs...

I just can't WAIT til the rest of my body parts decide to pack it up and move south....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:26 am
Good news for me, I'm an ass man.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:28 am
Well, it should be hitting you in about 5 years so...keep watch.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:31 am
My midrift is going east and west!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:35 am
My commanding officer is migratory -- north, south, north, south...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:54 am
pdog..
when you master the east west pointing.. call me would ya?
Laughing
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 09:55 am
Hahahaha.Me too.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 10:03 am
OOOh! Looks like the east west thing is a turn on for the ladies.

Must practise..............

<flex> Nope.

<flex> Nope.

<flex> Nope.

<flex> Nope..................................
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 10:08 am
Does flapping count?





What is I lay on my side?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 10:28 am
Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 10:38 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Good news for me, I'm an ass man.


Old Rodney Dangerfield bit.

Sometimes people ask if I'm a boob man, a leg man, or an ass man. I must be an ass man, because people are always yelling at me, "You're an ass, man!"



At least, I think it was Rodney...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:19 am
<pant pant>.........

<flex> Nope.

<flex> Nope.

<flex> No.....wait a mo, what's this?............uh....Nope.

<flex> Nope.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:20 am
> slides a blue pill twords Lord <

maybe that'll help ya. ;-)
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:23 am
<yawn>

<flex> east

<flex>west

<flex> east

<flex>west

<flex> east

<flex>west

<flex> east

<flex>west
<yawn>

<flex> east

<flex>west

<flex> east

<flex>west

<flex>north

<flex>south
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:25 am
<crunch crunch>

<looks at watch>

<tap tap>


<flex> Nope

<flex> BLOODY HELL !!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:28 am
Shocked

why dont you come over to my house for awhile?!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:35 am
No, I dont think that it will last for the duration of the flight......I'd better make good use of it though......now, where did I leave that inflatable Sheep?


Ah Yes, here it is....but it's as flat as buggery.

<puff> Nope.

<puff> Nope
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2005 11:40 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
......now, where did I leave that inflatable Sheep?


so THATS what happend to Gus...

Jeeezee , we were looking all over for him!
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