Green dusty underpants?

DUSTY UNDERWEAR
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ___?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"


She shot back: "It's not talcum powder.




It's 'Miracle Grow'."