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Mac & cheese conjures images of hot mansex

 
 
Acquiunk
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2005 07:58 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Does Kraft make Velveeta?


Yes, it even has a web page

http://www.kraftfoods.com/velveeta/main.aspx?s=&m=content_main

I ate many a school lunch with this, scared me for life.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2005 11:28 pm
I think you mean "scarred," Acq.

No, maybe you're right. It scared me, too. Wink
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 08:58 am
jespah wrote:
'Course that special mystery shape inside is what I'm concerned about.

Well, if it's Scooby and Shaggy doing it "doggy" style then I think that would put me off of mac & cheese forever.
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 09:20 am
C'mon Joe...

We all know about all those gay cartoon characters. Sponge-Bob. Fred Flinstone, Velma.

A list of others can be found here....
Top 61 Ambiguously Gay Cartoon Characters

Certainly those cartoon shots of Sponge-Bob in his tighty whities are only for him to show off his sponge manhood. (space for joke here.)

Kraft should be ashamed of themselves for not only supporting cartoon sex but for supporting cartoon "gay" sex. Don't they realize that the only reason cartoons should have sex is to propogate?
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 10:25 am
Eva wrote:
I think you mean "scarred," Acq.



both, I wouldn't eat cheese for years Very Happy
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 11:09 am
Powdered Toast Man is a bisexual pedophile.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2005 11:30 am
parados wrote:
C'mon Joe...

We all know about all those gay cartoon characters. Sponge-Bob. Fred Flinstone, Velma.

A list of others can be found here....
Top 61 Ambiguously Gay Cartoon Characters

Apparently, Velma (from Scooby-Doo) is soooo gay that she is listed twice.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 11 Jun, 2005 07:28 am
It would be good if that site could do a little data cleanup. There are not only 2 Velmas, but Ace and Gary are also listed twice, as is Spongebob.

And I do not see Josie and the Pussycats listed anywhere. What is this world coming to? <insert jokes here>
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parados
 
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Reply Sat 11 Jun, 2005 08:34 am
Of course, no conservative organization would ever support a boycott of Kraft. Kraft is owned by Phillip Morris (Now known as Altria) and after the sweet deal Bush Department of Justice gave in its suit against tobacco companies you have to wonder who is really sleeping with whom?

US seeks $10 billion instead of $130 billion.

How about a free pack of Marlboros with every Mac & Cheese? Don't cartoon characters feel the need to smoke after sex?
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