Saruis said:
"There is absolutely no fuss here ladies and gentlemen.
To-may-toes, to-mah-toes and po-ta-toes.
They're all the same.
They all have toes...."
Not downchere, Sarious (you ain' really sarious about thatere name, is you?). We got ta-mat-ers and pa-tat-ers, and iffin you try to effect any change on us, it ain't agonna affect us'ns atall. Sides, everbody knows taters (pardon my abbreviation) have EYES, not TOES!