Do fwb like for you to talk dirty to them?

Doesn't that break your concentration? Don't his feet stick out the front of your desk making it look like your feet are on backwards?

That has to be the best line ever. hhahahahahahahahahaha

Inquiring minds want .... nay, NEED to know!

No I don't! Now I'll have a dreadful image in my mind for at least a moment...



...there, it's gone.

Its my only superpower.

Corny corny corny

Lisa, let me talk to you like you're a younger sister or a niece, you are sounding like a juvenile trying to elicit a discussion about base and pointless sexual activity. I'm not opposed to recreational sex, but your observations and questions make me wonder if you aren't just a male from another country hoping to engage in creepy talk. Do you think English speakers are anxious to share sleazy low rent fantasy crap about relationships? I hope you are getting some creepy thrill from all of these lewd situations you pose....but I think you are just looking for some one to swap debasing details or to brag about slimy hook-ups that make you sound like some sort of free love queen. There must to be forums for folks like you, who desire to publicly pleasure themselves in desperate hopes of finding another person who will stoke your fires. EWWWWWWWWW.

Well, now I have to go to the hospital and get a brain enema and a body cleansing to erase all of the images of brand new sheets, new covers, candles, and ritz crackers and Shasta out of my mind. Not to mention the haunting image of upside down feet under your desk, ewwwwwwwwwew, that is not something I can ever scrub from my memory.

But yet you read every thread and did nice big reply.. thank you , you're a genius but continue to cleanse lol

I'm not a genius but I am fastidious about cleansing disturbing images from my minds eye. I hope all your questions get the answers you need to evaluate your love-life.

glitterbag's being generous. I think you're one of two or three teen boys trying to have a piss on us. Once you get your hormones straightened all this stuff will stop being important to you. Your acne, however, will be with you for all eternity, I promise.

Glitterbad and bobsal, you do seem jump into every sex thread they can find. Lisa has a point.

Obviously you two enjoy these threads. You should probably get Lisa's consent before punishing her (at least that is the expectation in real life sex parties).

You can't say Glitterbag is doing Lisa a favor unless you know that Lisa is enjoying it.

What does you're dutch-uncling of glitterbag and myself say about you? We don't comment on you, what's up with your fixation?

Let me just be clear....

- Someone posts something about sex (which is fine).

- Then the self-righteous crowd comes to berate them (which is OK... as long as it is good for everyone involved).

No one on this thread is doing any good.... we are all just here for our own sordid reasons. I don't really feel the need to defend Lisa. The issue is when someone posts something serious about sex that they want to discuss... when the self-righteous crowd comes to berate them, it becomes something other than consensual.

As long as we all get off by rolling around in the mud, it doesn't hurt anyone.

I suppose there's a first time for everything.

The OP clearly isn't happy, she has started numerous threads about her lover's behaviour, normally on the topic of is this normal.

Lots of people have advised her to move on, but it's not clear that that's what she wants so she starts another thread pointing out that he's not as bad as she's made out previously.

GB and Bob were just having a laugh until you come along with your dislike of anything fun and jolly.

It's perfectly fine to make jokes about sex, you sound like some fundamentalist Christian trying to tell people what they can and cannot joke about.

That's you though isn't it, a killjoy control freak who likes to suck the joy out of existence.

I think there's a song there:

"You say vegina,
I say vagena ..."

It amuses me you think some of us are taking this stuff seriously. The only self-righteousness I see is you're own as evidenced by your self-righteous lecturing, which I also find amusing.

You've just got to be a long time single person whose last paramour left in frustration over your attempt at controlling her.

Actually.... my current "paramour" wants to be controlled (although we don't use the word "paramour"). It works for both of us, it is consensual. I don't care if you approve or not of this type of relationship. And that is the point. In these sex threads I am being forced into the position of feminist.

In this thread, Lisa (who clearly identifies as a woman) is expressing a desire to "sext". Sexting involves sharing sexual fantasies (in this case receiving oral sex at work) with a partner. The reaction from you an Glitterbag is first ridicule, and then accusing Lisa of being a "teenage boy".

The assumptions here are...

1) Women shouldn't engage in non-conventional sexual behavior, and they certainly shouldn't express desire for it.

2) Teenaged boys are deplorable.

3) Since a woman would never express a sexual fantasy, anyone who does so much be a "teenaged boy".

I don't see what Lisa did wrong to deserve this ridiculous. She is expressing a fairly normal fantasy as part of a clearly consensual relationship.

Yet, you and Glitterbag are slut-shaming her.

BS. glitter and I are poking fun at someone who writes this crap repeatedly looking for mooks like to take seriously. He isn't serious and neither are we. You may feel a need to share details of the ins and outs of your sex life for his amusement, but I don't gotta play along. At least glitter and I are honest in our engagement, he certainly isn't.

If you believe he is, boy do I have an amazing little blue pill for you. No prescription needed.