The Mommy Test

A friend of mine sent this to me the other day...

Needless to say, she IS a mommy.

THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her
mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly," All moms know this stuff. It's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have
to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.