Occupation: Hello, I'm a Gardener, but I'm here to Technical Write today.
Born in an alien landscape full of noxious chemicals and a corrosive atmosphere, Fedral fought his way free of the vile hellhole that was New Jersey and finally settled in the 'promised land' of sun and blue skies that is Florida.
I love Gardening, it's been my profession for a great portion of my life. I have been a Gardener in some of the greatest places (Disney, Universal Studios) and some of the worst. No matter how great my problems all I have to do is have my hands in the soil, digging, and all my troubles leach away into the ground.
Since I am no longer working as a Gardener, I have taken a job indoors as a Technical Writer (I always used to say that if I was ever sent to Hell, there would be no Lake of Fire or torture by Demons for me, there would just be a cubicle and florescent lighting)
I am A2K's resident Right Wing Conservative Christian Republican (With some variations from the Party line) and I thank those who made my first days here joyous and memorable.
Sat 17 Jan, 2009 07:59 pm - [quote]No American Band has ever matched the standards set by The Stones, The Beatles, Floyd,Zeppelin,Oasis or the Arctic Monkeys[/quote]
And exactly how many non 'snowflakes' are in... (view)
Sat 17 Jan, 2009 06:26 am - [quote]The perfect place to live would be the country that looks at everything America does - and then doesn't. [/quote]
Sure, then instead of having the highest standard of living in the... (view)
Sat 17 Jan, 2009 05:33 am - [quote]No American Band has ever matched the standards set by The Stones, The Beatles, Floyd,Zeppelin,Oasis or the Arctic Monkeys.[/quote]
This line made me literaly laugh so hard, blood came... (view)
Thu 15 Jan, 2009 02:37 am - Many, many years ago, I was a crewman on a mobile battlefield nuclear missile system called the Pershing II. (Picture a flatbed tractor trailer with a 30 foot nuclear tipped missile on the back.)... (view)
Thu 15 Jan, 2009 02:16 am - I'd pretty much love to meet ANY of you, but the two gentlemen I've always wanted to meet are joefromchicago and Frank Aspia.
I rarely agreed with either of them, but they both have... (view)
Wed 23 Jul, 2008 10:34 am - #1: There is no part of the U.S. government called the "Special Services"
#2: B-52 no longer regularly carry nukes like they did in the M.A.D. days of the Cold War.
#3: No plane... (view)
Thu 17 Jul, 2008 04:13 pm - That film makes no sense at all.
The can't be over 9000 gun crimes in Britain, because the U.K. made it illegal to own a gun.
If no one is allowed to own a gun, there can be no guns in... (view)
Tue 15 Jul, 2008 02:07 pm - Ladies and gentlemen,
Is a staple remover, a rather mundane piece of equipment used in many offices across the... (view)
Tue 15 Jul, 2008 01:25 pm - [quote="joefromchicago"]Hey, [b]Fedral[/b], long time no see. Where ya' been keepin' yourself?[/quote]
Hello Joe! How has life been treating you my friend :D
Life has... (view)