Dress for Hot Girls

Or is it all in the oxytocin?
http://www.slate.com/id/2119551/

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DUH! Wait...what was I thinking?

Coke, man...become a cocaine dealer. Or X. You'll have all the nymphs on your nuts. Chicks who dig drugs will do anything for some freebies.

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Let's not forget that we are all very much animals, greatly influenced by our sense of SMELL. The key to picking up skanks is getting your scent right.

For example, last weekend, before going out, I coated myself in cottage cheese. Specifically, Deans small curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.

And look what I came home with! Jealous?

http://img175.exs.cx/img175/7435/partay7pj8qs4ik.jpg

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Who's going to hell?

Gargamel, Gargamel.

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Gargamel wrote:

Who's going to hell?

Gargamel, Gargamel.

Save me a seat at the bar.

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I got the one on the right.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

I got the one on the right.

Your brother can have the one on the left. This is your brother, isn't it?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/acf70099.jpg

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Well that's my uncle Lance.

Lance isn't REALLY my uncle though...knowhaddumsayin'?

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/yikes.gif

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Actually a well-fitting suit and tie can be very sexy,
and please guys: wear a belt!

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kickycan wrote:

I heard something about putting a potato somewhere...maybe Slappy can clarify.

Re. Potato. Before any potato is used as a tool of allurement, read this warning:-

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1232231&highlight=#1232231

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CalamityJane wrote:

Actually a well-fitting suit and tie can be very sexy,
and please guys: wear a belt!

Am I the only one here that notices that CJ is the one person who actually posts a direct answer on this topic, speaking with utter Authority?

It appears she knows her stuff in this field of study.

Fail to listen at your own peril. :wink:

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

DUH! Wait...what was I thinking?

Coke, man...become a cocaine dealer. Or X. You'll have all the nymphs on your nuts. Chicks who dig drugs will do anything for some freebies.

By gawd, thats it! Thank you!

So actually there is a correct dress for attracting nymphos. Dress like a pimp or possibly a gangbanger leader who appears to be carrying contraband.

CJ, which one of those styles of dress appeals more to you? :wink:

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I'm no nympho extra... Wink

but be assured, a true nympho doesn't care
what you wear.

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Ok thank you. And my apologies.

Not that it matters, but I meant it as a compliment. :wink:

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