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Dress for Hot Girls

 
 
Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 08:45 am
Or is it all in the oxytocin?
http://www.slate.com/id/2119551/
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 08:49 am
DUH! Wait...what was I thinking?

Coke, man...become a cocaine dealer. Or X. You'll have all the nymphs on your nuts. Chicks who dig drugs will do anything for some freebies.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:27 am
Let's not forget that we are all very much animals, greatly influenced by our sense of SMELL. The key to picking up skanks is getting your scent right.

For example, last weekend, before going out, I coated myself in cottage cheese. Specifically, Deans small curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.

And look what I came home with! Jealous?

http://img175.exs.cx/img175/7435/partay7pj8qs4ik.jpg
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:29 am
Who's going to hell?

Gargamel, Gargamel.
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sublime1
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:31 am
Gargamel wrote:
Who's going to hell?

Gargamel, Gargamel.


Save me a seat at the bar.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:40 am
I got the one on the right.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:44 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I got the one on the right.


Your brother can have the one on the left. This is your brother, isn't it?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/acf70099.jpg
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:46 am
Well that's my uncle Lance.

Lance isn't REALLY my uncle though...knowhaddumsayin'?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:47 am
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/yikes.gif
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:52 am
Actually a well-fitting suit and tie can be very sexy,
and please guys: wear a belt!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 10:20 am
kickycan wrote:
I heard something about putting a potato somewhere...maybe Slappy can clarify.


Re. Potato. Before any potato is used as a tool of allurement, read this warning:-

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1232231&highlight=#1232231
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extra medium
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 12:16 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Actually a well-fitting suit and tie can be very sexy,
and please guys: wear a belt!


Am I the only one here that notices that CJ is the one person who actually posts a direct answer on this topic, speaking with utter Authority?

It appears she knows her stuff in this field of study.

Fail to listen at your own peril. :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 01:20 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
DUH! Wait...what was I thinking?

Coke, man...become a cocaine dealer. Or X. You'll have all the nymphs on your nuts. Chicks who dig drugs will do anything for some freebies.


By gawd, thats it! Thank you!

So actually there is a correct dress for attracting nymphos. Dress like a pimp or possibly a gangbanger leader who appears to be carrying contraband.

CJ, which one of those styles of dress appeals more to you? :wink:
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 01:29 pm
I'm no nympho extra... Wink
but be assured, a true nympho doesn't care
what you wear.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 01:49 pm
Ok thank you. And my apologies.

Not that it matters, but I meant it as a compliment. :wink:
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