Who's going to hell?
I got the one on the right.
I heard something about putting a potato somewhere...maybe Slappy can clarify.
Actually a well-fitting suit and tie can be very sexy,
and please guys: wear a belt!
DUH! Wait...what was I thinking?
Coke, man...become a cocaine dealer. Or X. You'll have all the nymphs on your nuts. Chicks who dig drugs will do anything for some freebies.