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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:46 pm
How do you dress to attract nymphos?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:48 pm
I heard something about putting a potato somewhere...maybe Slappy can clarify.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 09:46 pm
kickycan wrote:
I heard something about putting a potato somewhere...maybe Slappy can clarify.


Skappy tapes a kielbasa to his thigh with duct tape.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 09:48 pm
I don't dress to attract nymphos.

I knock them out not with my looks, but my date-rape drugs.

C'mon man, there's no magic clothes you can wear to pick up women. IT'S YO GAME, FOO!
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 09:54 pm
Well I figured with all this talk about EMO dress, there must be a certain kind of way to dress NYMPHO?

Of course you're right, its your game.

But still, we need all the extra props we can get.

Is there any certain style of dress that will complement your game, and it just says to the world "Hi, I'm a Nympho Specialist. If you a Nympho, look my way, come right over here, thats right...." Question
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 09:55 pm
And slappy's game is ....?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:00 pm
No, there's no dress to attract nymphos. It's up to you to be able to sniff out the nymphs, then go after them.

Littlek, I never said I had game! I just lie and say I'm a pro soccer player from Africa.
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:02 pm
okayyy...if there isn't any obvious way to dress to attract nymphos...


Is there any certain way that nymphos dress so you can spot them?

In my personal experience, I think I've been with a couple of certified actual nymphomaniacs. Just addicted totally, worse than any guy I've heard of.

In both cases, they dressed pretty conservatively. Nice, like Anne Taylor or Banana Republic or whatever.

No miniskirts and fishnet stockings and all that. In fact, the girls I've dated that wore all the minis and fishnet stocking and tatoos and all that were relatively boring in bed!

Has anyone else had that experience? The tattooed mini skirt wearing wild looking woman is actually relatively tame, and the conservative dresser, prim & proper looking, is a damn crazed nympho behind closed doors..

Anyone else ever notice that or am I just an anomaly?
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:06 pm
ok slappy, what are some signs she's a nympho?

as you'll see in my above post, it seems her dress & tattoos, etc aren't always a good indicator. I swear the most boring ones I been with had the tattoos. Funny, I almost think they got the tattoos to make up for not actually being actually hot. Well whatever.

I'll say this: the 2 nymphos I did hookup with had this in common: this smoldering look in the eye. Like the first time I locked eyes with them, it was like you were intimate and in bed with them from the first minute--all in their eyes. So I guess that smoldering eye is one hint to sniff them out.

Any other hints? Don't worry, I'll never be in your neck of the woods...
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:07 pm
What the hell is emo? Isn't he that odd, androgynous comedian?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:08 pm
Slappy, do you really have the legs for that?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:08 pm
Hmmm...I know that women who have either broken up with or gotten a divorce from someone recently are usually horny as hell, but I don't see how you can really tell anything by the way they dress.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:09 pm
littlek wrote:
What the hell is emo? Isn't he that odd, androgynous comedian?


Heeheehee...I remember that freak. I wonder whatever became of him.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:09 pm
Are you serious? Do you really think there's a certain way a "nymph" dresses? How old are you?

I had a girlfriend who was pretty innocent looking that was pretty fun behind closed doors...but she had the pierced nips and tattoo also.

Just gotta feel 'em out. If you're not generating interest, she's not going to bang you anyway, nymph or not.
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:22 pm
littlek wrote:
What the hell is emo? Isn't he that odd, androgynous comedian?


Check out the other threads by this one on the board: How to dress Emo, EMO Hairstyles, etc. You'll see pictures of them.

Looks vaguely like the characters in Japanes Animine or something...

Could be worse. Not as bad a look as 70s Disco or something...and some of those cartoon girls is hot! Guys too, I hear...
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:24 pm
Hmmm....
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:30 pm
So this thread was a bit of a parody of the How to Dress EMO thread, but then when I actually thought about it for a moment, I thought yeah, what the hell, what do nymphos have in common in public, anyway?

Is there a way one could tell in public?

Hell, people talk about way worse crap than this here. It would be an interesting piece of social knowledge if you could identify certain common public traits of nymphos.

Hell, I bet someone did a PhD or something on it somewhere.

I bet if I did a google on it I could find the subject...

"The Public Traits of Nymphomaniacs"...

hmmm
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 11:03 pm
Fav EMO girl. Not sure if she is a nympho...(courtesy of an A2Ker)

http://www.dobi.nu/emo/girls.htm

http://www.dobi.nu/emo/girls.gif
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 11:04 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
How old are you?


This made my week.

When Slappy Doo Hoo insinuates you are immature, you know you're pushing the envelope! Twisted Evil
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 07:17 am
I'm not saying you're immature, but figured a little inexperienced with women, considering you're looking for a magic wardrobe.

If you're at a bar, and there's one chick slamming shots down her piehole, and dancing around being flirty with her friends, ect...she may or may not be a nymph. Could just be an attention whore.

Women with high-strung lifestyles: stressful jobs(lawyer, sales), very active/athletic...probably more likely to be horny.

But again, I don't think it's easy just to look across the room at someone and say "nympho," but sometimes they just have that certain look.
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