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Wed 25 May, 2005 10:34 am
...so runs the front page headline in today's Daily Express.
(Self proclaimed World's Greatest Newspaper).
as I cant find the website, story begins
The pressures facing detectives investigating the death of Princess Diana were illustrated yesterday when a Daily Express poll showed that 94 percent of people think she was murdered...
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That might be the percentage amongst respondents to a (British) Daily Express readership poll (Express targets mainly women) but I wonder what would be the percentage elsewhere?
How many of you think she was murdered, and why do you think that?
I don't believe she was murdered.
So there.
ok good, its getting going here
People die in such combinations of piss-poor driving, arrogance, drug-and-alcohol abuse all the damned time. It usually goes unremarked simply because it is a common-place. It only got attention here because Diana was involved.
While were on the subject--does anyone have any really good photos of those aliens who make the crop circles?
I believe I saw Elvis and Jimmy playing checkers at starbucks yesterday afternoon too.
Speaking about Evis ... when you look at the front page ...
Naw, Elvis has left the planet . . . said he had more important things to do than his time growing old with us . . .
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I promise not to do anything wrong . . .
Well if it wasn't Elvis, who the heck could it be?
Re: 94% OF YOU BELIEVE DIANA WAS MURDERED
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:The pressures facing detectives investigating the death of Princess Diana were illustrated yesterday when a Daily Express poll showed that 94 percent of people think she was murdered
Yeah, Bob's yer uncle . .
Four out of five doctors is a statisically insignificant sample . . .
Hexcuse me Ladies, we've been tasked to conduct a survey about . . .
Right, piss off ya young mucker
Hehehehehehe . . . oh Gladys, you drunken ol' slapper, be nice now . . .
Ere, see if he won't stand the next round, then we'll do 'is bleedin survey for 'im . . . like that wanker from the Sun, last week . . .
Oy, Nigel, 'nother a them surveys, set 'em, Luv, there's a good lad . . .
Steve, I don't think I got the chance to tell you, you have a lovely wife.
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:ok good, its getting going here
Since you obviously got the Express as a voucher: anyone else from A2K besides you mentioned amongst the 100 most beautiful men?
Since you obviously got the Express as a voucher: anyone else from A2K besides you mentioned amongst the 100 most beautiful men?
I am number 1!
"Steve, I don't think I got the chance to tell you, you have a lovely wife."
and how the BLOODY HELL do you know that?
So I can only assume you still have arranged marriages over there? You really lucked on that one.
There are some on this thread who are not being ENTIRELY serious. (no names no pack drill)
So I am adjourning to the Hare where the Landlord is a big Liverpool fan to watch the scoucers (we are all honourary scoucers tonight apparantly) stuff the AC Milan and lift the European Cup.
yes i'm talking soccer. Try and watch it, should be on in 1 hour. Live coverage from that latest bit of Europe, next to Iraq...Istanbul
Honourary scoucers - that's a honour re your Mancunian culture, isn't it?
dys
more later.......
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