The rank titles I came up with are lame so....

So please help me come up with new ones.

The ones we currently use are:

Just Hatched
Newbie
Enthusiast in Training
Near-Enthusiast
Enthusiast
Seasoned Member
Veteran Member
Guru in Training
Guru


We need about that many (if we have more ranks titles it means more rank images, so to ave more would mean I'd have to create a new rank image set).

Please suggest some new names for the ranks. I had planned on using US military ranks initially but it only took me a second to realize that this would not go over so well.

Problem is it was the only logical use of rank names that I could think of, so I came up with some really lame ones and jespah helped make them less lame.

Now I'm asking for your help to further reduce the lameness.