Never Marry a REALLY Hot Men?

Oh yessss ....... it's the only way to play.

EM,

Do a quick study on the mating habits of the praying mantis poste haste.

ummm...you know those jokers that were talking about "oh yes, a woman has to have reached a certain age to be sexy" etc.???
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Well, all I can say is, they have not experienced your kind. You are indeed a specimen of nature that destroys their argument in a lightning bolt of clarity.

You are like an atomic bomb dropped on their peanut-sized argument.

I didn't want to break their rhythm, and I do agree that some women can get more sexy as they age and all that.

But on the other hand, some women are sexy from the age they are legal--it just is. No need to analyze it.

Then again, I don't think you need anyone to tell you all this.
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The only thing I ask is, whatever we do--um, I'm into everything except stuff that causes permanent injury--

are you okay with that? :wink:

Okay, I'm googling that...gawd they eat off their head.

Well, I was hoping for something a little more...I don't know...delayed and exquisitely painful & long lasting? Geesus if she just bites my head off, that doesn't sound too fun. Of course, if its right at the Big O moment, wow...what a way to go.

The biting off of the head actually makes the male "perform" better. It poses all sorts of philisophical questions...

Anyway, I got your back .

Good Gawd man! You did not have to share that information with JBB right there. What are you thinking?

Send me a PM or something if you need to say any more horror stories like that.

Wow though. Makes the term "man-eater" really fit.

I could just see it now: "Honey, I don't know how to say it, but your sexual performance just isn't quite up to snuff. Do you think we could try that biting off the head technique? Just this once?"

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Something about heads and necks and sex. I mean, I guess that asphyxiation or slight choking, when done correctly, is supposed to make ogasms in humans more intense.

The paradox is, the closer you get to making them pass out, the more intense the orgasm gets.

A little-known fact is that every year there are considerable amount of deaths in the US from this act. I've heard a higher per capita of homosexuals tend to be into it, and they have even more deaths from pushing the choking too far...

See what you've done...she's gone, googling that topic, seeing if she can actually put it to use...

...and that vision of my head getting bitten off won't exactly make my sex dreams pleasant tonight.

How could one protect from that? Wear a helmet?

Protect one head or the other...That's what it all comes down to.

Protecting both heads, sir!

Hey, I actually knew this guy that would wear 2 condoms. In case one broke or something. True.

Certifiably Insane.

Well there are obviously those here that would like to take a break from the irony, and apply some scientific method to these eternal questions---

X, are you willing to stop with your irony & jokes for a second and help the advancement of Science? You are cordially invited to complete my Scientific Survey re: "When Was The Last Time You Had Sex?":

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=52592&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

It should be easy (or not?) for you to complete, since you are married. If you complete it you get a free night with your wife. :wink:

Tis' never polite to bite a mans head off during sex. :wink:

So, you like . . . wait 'til afterwards?

Hey JBB . . . howaya?

I never bite N' tell.

Gives her buddy a hug

I'm doin' great Setanta! Thank you for asking.

Hope you have a safe, holiday week-end!

"The last rasping gasp of the mantis's groom."

Bill Greenwell.

That line cost him first prize in a Literary Review Monthly Poetry competition.The women on the judges panel outvoted Mr Waugh (RIP).

I'm in no doubt at all regarding the female's worthwhile contribution to pain and ecstasy ladies.
Just make sure you wear the thigh length high heeled black leather boots, black thong, bra, and the 'Catwoman' mask.
Dressed like that you can flay me with your cat o' nine tails, bite me, hang me from the ceiling, and use the thumb screws. What a perfect way to spend an evening.

What?Talking about it or doing it.

I think we should be told.

Still taking pictures of people at rest,
Smiling at men who are never impressed,
Always working hard down on bended knee,
Who else but me can see the change in louise?

Ride louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
I'll take you any place you wanna go, (yes I will)
Ride louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
And I'll show you all the things you want to know (if I can)

Livng her life at a speed all her own,
Talking to people where ever she goes,
Always working hard she won't disagree,
Who else but me can see the change in louise?

Ride louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
I'll take you any place you wanna go, (yes I will)
Ride louise, ride (yeah) let me be your guide
And I'll show you all the things you want to know (if I can)

Lola:-

What are we supposed to make of that?

You are Louise eh?I had heard that someplace.

Have you seen EM's new thread?That's going to be the place for some real gutter philosophy which is,of course,the only sort there is.

There is little point, if any at all talking about sexual preferences Spendius. Anybody can talk a good f*** and the various preferences one may have in sexual desires. You need to go there 'Old Chap.'

You cannot travel, or enjoy any of life's experiences by reading another's records or watching the porn, you delight in vaunting about. That is purely excessive use of imagination. It's a question of 'never mind the quality, feel the width' in your book.

You need to get yourself handcuffed up in a dungeon, with a real woman.
Until you experience the true sexual realities life has to offer, you would be well advised to keep flicking through 'The Tropic of Capricorn, Lady Chatterly's Lover or Salammbo,' pure fiction, all of them. The books are written for the benefit of the ignorant.

Mathos:-

Everybody knows that.

Those who haven't read them remain ignorant.

But Lady Chatterly isn't that much benefit.

Schools are for the benefit of the ignorant as well.

Schools in my day were institutions enabling perverts to get their rocks off by beating kids up. The only learning process in my book was playing rugby and boxing. No doubt the mortar wearing gown clad paedophile's queuing up by the shower room to glare got their deserts. We didn't know about that sort of thing at such a young age. Things were different then.

You asked me a question Spendius, I answered.

I then asked you a question, I see once more the need to reiterate.

Would you allow a 'woman' to handcuff you & secure you in shackles? In order that she may do whatever she desired with you.