Never Marry a REALLY Hot Men?

Ah! But have they factored in the 5 minutes it takes to locate the Kleenex ?.. bearing in mind the viewer is in an unfamiliar room, with unfamiliar furniture.

Typical man! Never prepared for the inevitable.

Weeeellll, those cheap motels ought not to hide things.

Nothing like searching round a strange room, whilst one has one's very own personal javelin.

Well you are supposed to let go of your boyfriend's javelin prior to looking for the tissue. Makes it easier without 2 people stumbling about in the dark in a seedy hotel room

Gosh, you are an even worse nympho than I had imagined! :wink:

who says porn is available only in seedy hotels? That's a funny idea.

Right you are. Actually the best porn is probably at the best hotels.

I was just referring to the hotels m'lord frequents. The funny thing is, he doesn't even have to be on vacation to be spotted at these places!

EM:-

Are you really in Hawaii?What time is it?

Goddamn it, the word is pron . . . P-R-O-N . . . pron . . .


What is the source of your temporal obsession, Spendius?

It is 9:25 am in Hawaii

Sentanta

Yes, why do you want to know? After that late night beach/stopwatch incident we were involved in I thought I'd never hear from you again.

I will answer this only because CJ and Setanta are present. CJ being the sweetest of friends and Setanta being the quintessential true American. Not to mention I am developing an affinity for both (and don't go off on one of your bisexual rants again, Spendius).

Anyway: Yes, I am in Hawaii.

And CJ is correct: It is 9:33 AM here. CJ, I am "touched" you know what time it is here!

You know more about me than I do!

Spendius,

What time is it in the Motherland?

No extra, but I've been to Hawaii - and the time difference
California to Hawaii is only 3 hours.

Motherland has 9:37 PM

With a ding-dong dish and the right card you can have about 10 porn channels right on your TV 24 hours a day.You can flip around and check the best action.

It sure is an eye opener.About 20 studs do about 90% of the action which suggests it's a tough job to do.There seems to be an endless supply of ladies because you hardly ever see the same one twice except when they use mirrors which suggests it's an easy job to do.(Among other things).

The American stuff is a bit Baywatchy and its production values are fairly consistent at around beta plus.Here that varies quite a bit but you get some alpha and some gamma.The latter is in the "Reader's Wives" category which is popular.The alpha stuff is Salammboish.Wierd.Fantastic sets-you know-torches,castles,Gothic,heavy make-up,great music,big bucks,Lives of Gallant Ladies,costume,banquets,big silver dishes rolling around on large oak tables,servants,scullery maids,Countesses,real decadent.Europe on the march.

ahem.

Sir, you may want to read this thread above, if you haven't already.

Spendius has already clearly demonstrated he has an obsession with time and sex.

He studies it. He examines it. Fusses over it. Nudges it. Frets over it. Indeed, obsesses over it.

He's probably timing me now. What I can't figure out is, how did he know I am currently "engaged" in any prurient activity?

Ping!On the third tone it will be-

Tone

Tone

Tone20.39 hrs GMT.

And the night is young.

That would be illegal, anyhow.

The serious posters are getting sex down and breaking its arm . . .

Setanta:-

I like to know roughly where you are in your day that's all.

EM must only just have rolled out of the pit.CJ is contemplating lunch.LE is at my stage except he's further down the line than I'm prepared to go,Lola is a bit jaded after a hard slog on the keyboard.smorgie is missing so I claim Round 3.Setanta is with Lola's clock (I think).I daren't go BACK to check in case I have to write all this twaddle again.

It is amazing don't you think?I only introduced a prurient tone to the thread because I know you like it.I can do other things if you wish.It's just fascinating reducing the globe to a pub.

Set,

you know you made a good post when no one wants to post after it...they don't want to bury the beauty...


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