Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:What mine should read:
"I will most likely not commit to you, so realize there is a possibility I will sleep with other women also. On the weekends I get drunk with my friends, if I decide to invite you be prepared to be the designated driver, and be fun and social. My friends opinions count more than yours, so if one says you suck, I'll probably never talk to you again. However, once you sleep with me, I'll buy the shots. I'll even act like a stand up guy if I ever meet your parents."
Charming, eh?
I have to say I truly admire your post. Why? Because it's honest.
This is what I might write, (it depends on the mood I'm in when writing)
Dear future X,
If you start to complain about my angelic way's and I appear to not be listening, well, your right on the money. I will more than likely being singing a song in my head. Hmm, what song you ask? Probably, "These boots are made for walking" Nancy Sinatra.
Sincerely
Your future X
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