As this is the Humor forum, and there is a warning about content, i consider your intrusion with your attitudes to have been entirely inappropriate Osso. Why don't you leave well enough alone, and accept that you've spoiled this thread, and ought to go elsewhere?
Moe Howard described humor as the upset of dignity. To me that's as good an explanation as any.
Dignity, phooey.
I apologize because I hadn't noticed this was in the humor forum.
I ruined it? I'll have to think about that. Could be for the good re lambchop getting some sensitivity, or for me to be sorry for, re ruining good clean fun.
Interesting. I am getting a rep as not being appalled by porn but not being able to take a HK joke. Whatever, I react as I see it.
I don't need you to teach me about sensitivity, lady. You don't even know me. I am now even more convinced that I don't particularly want to know you either.
That will be my last post to you.
I admit I blundered by speaking re this in the humor forum.
( can we get back to the jokes now? )
How did Helen Keller drive her self crazy?
She tried to read a stucco wall.
Why were Helen Kellers shoes always wet?
Her dog was blind too...
How did Helen's parents punish her?
They put her in a round room and told her to find the quarter in the corner.
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
Good ones, Boss . . .
How do you get Helen Keller pregnant?
F**k Her.
HA!
How did her parents punish her for cussing?
Washed her hands with soap.
How did the kids tease her at school?
Poured bird seed on the pages of her books.
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
And last but not least:
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was Meeehhhh!!!
Oh ****! That last one was good.
Here's one:
Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver?
She was a woman.
shewolfnm wrote:what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't heard these. I'll be telling these for weeks.
hahah! that tennis one is great!
Have you seen Helen Kellers new car?
Neither has she..
How can you make Helen Keller keep a secret?
Tape her fingers
Whats Helen Kellers favorite color?
Black
@Lambchop,
Did you know they finally came out with new Hellen Keller Dolls?
You wind them up and they run into walls. LOL
