Thanks, Soz and Swimpy, for the encouragement and good advice. I have been trying to follow all the directions. I did keep my finger dry when I put 'em in, moistened when I take 'em out. Yesterday they went in fairly quickly... took about fifteen minutes with several false starts. I very smartly realized that if I put the lens in my dominant eye first, I could see a lot better putting in the other.
The initial adjustment of having a foreign body in my eyes went quickly and most of the day they felt fine. Kept them in when we went to a party last night, but I had them in fifteen hours. They were practically fused to my eyeballs and took me 45 minutes to take them out.
I started out using my "pinch" method. What a mistake!! I managed to pull up part of the white tissue on my eye... caused a little bleeding. I stupidly thought I had hold of the contact (I was so tired) but it was something different, some important part of my eye. Did it to both eyes before I realized I was totally screwing up. (I started with the right... had so much trouble and this strange bleeding so I switched to the right and did the same stupid thing.) Omigod. Finally, somehow, I got the blasted things out of my eyes.
This is going to be a day of rest for me from the contacts because both eyes hurt and are horribly blood-shot. Too bad, because I can really see well with the contacts in. There were a few moments where I'd go suddenly blurry but I'd blink a bit and everything would come back in focus. The good news of the day is Mr.P was rummaging around one of the boxes under my computer desk and found several old pairs of glasses including the back-up to my backups. These are a Cartier pair I was never supposed to lose, bought as "an investment" when I working and a LOT better than the "drugstore" pair I'd been wearing all week. Why didn't I find them before? I dunno. Couldn't see in the dark.
Do you think I could have permanently damaged my eyes? Have you ever heard of anyone pinching the white stuff in their eyes before?