@rosborne979,
Quote: Section 1. This law shall be known as the "Academic Freedom Act."
meaning:You are now free to teach ID in science class
Quote: Section 2. The Legislature finds that existing law does not expressly protect the right of teachers identified by the United States Supreme Court in Edwards v. Aguillard to present scientific critiques of prevailing scientific theories.
Meaning: while youre at it, you can also teach CReationism in science classes
Quote: Section 3. Every K-12 public school teacher or teacher or instructor in any two-year or four-year public institution of higher education, or in any graduate or adult program thereof, in the State of Alabama, shall have the affirmative right and freedom to present scientific information pertaining to the full range of scientific views in any curricula or course of learning.
meaning: so long as this information is presented in weird middle English text and shall be presented within chapters and verses of a Bible
Quote: Section 4. No K-12 public school teacher or teacher or instructor in any two-year or four-year public institution of higher education, or in any graduate or adult program thereof, in the State of Alabama, shall be terminated, disciplined, denied tenure, or otherwise discriminated against for presenting scientific information pertaining to the full range of scientific views in any curricula or course of learning, provided, with respect to K-12 teachers, the Alabama Course of Study for Science has been taught as appropriate to the grade and subject assignment.
meaning: so long as you present the course of study mandated by the state BOE FIRST, you are then free to present alternative theories or hypotheses, such as Biblical Creation, aliens, or Flying Spaghetti MOnsters
Quote: Section 6. Nothing in this act shall be construed as requiring or encouraging any change in the state curriculum standards in K-12 public schools, nor shall any provision of this act be construed as prescribing the curricular content of any course in any two-year or four-year public institution of higher education in the state.
. Meaning: after all, we may be religious zealots but we aint nuts. I mean dude, our teachers sometimes go to conventions in other states and theyd never stop laughing at our faculty members
Quote: Section 7. Nothing in this act shall be construed as protecting as scientific any view that lacks published empirical or observational support or that has been soundly refuted by empirical or observational science in published scientific debate. Likewise, the protection provided by this act shall not be restricted by any metaphysical or religious implications of a view, so long as the views are defensible from and justified by empirical science and observation of the natural world.
meaning: remember all the above **** we wrote? well forget it because we cant prove anything. We has now disappeared up our own assholes.