Quote:Spock was a right nutter. Was Kirk a Christian? I never watched it much.
As I said, I didn't watch it much but I learned a lot from that beaming up machine.
I had read earlier that if it could be thought up Science would make it happen given time and enough funds.
And it's basically "funds", in the widest sense of the term, that causes atavistic recidivism to barbarism in scientists who are unable to escape their animal nature.
But they had been simulating beamings-up for many years. Back and forth too like when they cut from face to face when the Sheriff said, on putting down the phone, "He's holed up in Beaver's Canyon" or some other witticism.
The two best I remember were Vivien Leigh in Streetcar and Peter Lorre in Arsenic.
From those two examples, and there are many more, you can see how naff science's beamings-up are compared to art's.
And I once saw a stripper beam up when she wafted the puff of blue smoke away with two ostrich feather fans, front lit suddenly, and art can't touch that. I was a virgin at the time mind you. Father Hall had told me not to rush things. "Get your bearings lad", he said, "they're too good for you at your stage."
And I had believed him. It was well known that he was infallible. The **** I've seen which the impatient got themselves into is much too sad a tale to relate on a thread known for its light-hearted banter.
Father Hall put me 4th in French. There were three swots whose parents had a French au-pair and he had to give them 1,2 and 3. The rest of us were gibberish and thus impossible to separate. It was my late cut past gully before he could move that did it.
The prizes went down in French to one more than the number of swots in his classes. No. 1 was presented with Voltaire's Epigrams (leather tooled and signed by Fatty, the headmaster). No. 2 got The Collected Criticisms of Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve, who, incidentally, wrote " Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction." No. 3 The Emperor Napoleon. I got a mint second hand copy of Frank Harris, who could speak fluent French. I think Dylan got at that early. cavfancier (RIP) had as well.
Mr Reagan and his Lady were beamed up when they slid off the collapsing stage. They ceased acting for a few seconds.
Anyway--I've digressed. If that bothers anybody they should stop reading immediately because it's well known that bother is unhealthy.
Movies show nothing else but beamings-up really and Star Trek was a movie. Photographs too. Some more than others. It was a tiresome beaming-up they had in Star Trek and they kept repeating it using the same scenery and special effects. That's Science for you.
What I was getting at originally before I got a bit carried away was that meditating scientifically on the Star Trek scene led me to concluding that the cryogenics industry in Calif. should forget about vats of liquid nitrogen with 999 year leases which only the rich can afford, and why not if your loaded, and get into storage batteries which can be programmed to only beam back up when conditions are good such as all the Y chromosones having died out. They could be piled up in Beamatoriums.
That would be reasonably affordable if tailored to certain niche markets. And it would save on funerals. Inheritance regulations, only necessary through the institution of marriage and family, could continue normally once a person was declared officially "Stored". Obviously.
I daresay "pick-your-year after 2200" ones could probably be got into the market-place at $399.99.
Science doesn't sit listening to Johnny Cash records picking its nose.