Look c.i.--
There's no unintended humour here.
It is not a surpise to me that I'm in a minority of one on this thread.
And that's assuming that I am. Which I don't.
I go on TRIVIA to goof off with my pals and prospects.
George is a professed Christian so there is no way he agrees with anything you AIDsers say. And he is well educated. Better than I am I should think.
He might not come in to support me simply because he thinks I'm doing alright on my own.
I like being in a minority of one in these circumstances. It proves that the
Maxwell-Boltzmann distribution curve applies to IQ as well as particle velocities. I'm either on the flat bit on the left or the flat bit on the right. I'm not in the bulge around the axis.
Quote:We're not attempting to bring in the whole world into this conversation
You should tackle wande about that if it concerns you. He does nothing else. He's like a remote control. He flips us from one article to another. Different newspapers but same channel. Mostly shockingly written tripe
Journalese they call it. Piss taking I call it. The real journalist here have a view of humanity in its respectable, highly qualified manifestations which can only be discussed by men in the darker corners of pubs by initiates.
Try this for size-
Quote: Britain's Got talent winner George Sampson has got six ex-SAS soldiers to protect him after four girls breached his security.
Or this-under the headline MRSA GARLIC 'CURE'.
Quote: KILLER superbug MRSA can be beaten with garlic, scientist have claimed. Trials show that allicin, a natural compound which gives garlic its distinctive smell can cure patients suffering from the antibiotic- resistant infection.
In a trial all 52 patients who took allicin capsules or sprayed a liquid on to their wounds recovered fully within four to 12 weeks. Leader Dr Ron Coulter of the University of East London, said: "This is a breakthrough in the fight against MRSA."
The infection officially kills almost 2,000 hospital patients a year, although experts believe the true toll is closer to 5,000.
Derek Butler, of the charity MRSA Action UK, said: "We welcome any new developments in the fight against infection."
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It's in the bottom corner of page 25 just below an item "Kneesy does it, Nicolette"
Quote:IT'S more Hi-di-Hi than Hollywood as Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan shows she's perfectly equipped to win a knobbly knees contest.
Wearing a smock dress Nicolette,44, flaunted her sinewy legs yesterday in Santa Monica, California.
Hardly what perfectly groomed Edie Britt--her character in the hit TV show--would do.
There are two photographs. One of Nico looking earthy and one of a serious knobbly knee in close up which looks quite like ET.
Or this-
Quote: The world's fastest computer--which scientists say is like a souped up PlayStation 3--was unveiled yesterday.
The £50 million Road-runner can do 1,000 trillion calculations a second.
It would take 6 billion people working 24 hours a day on handheld computers 46 years to do what it can do in a day......
The machine made by the Los Alamos National Lab, New Mexico, and IBM will be used on nuclear weapons work. But it may also help find a HIV cure and understand the origins of our universe.
That's bottom of page 16 which is dominated by "6 free stickers" which is something to do with exterminating boredom and exploring the outer reaches of space by climbing aboard the Daily Mirror's Doctor Who giveaway.
Anyway--that's journalese. If that's not piss taking I'm a Dutchy.
Here's one for the credit crunchers--"Wedding costs soars past £20K."
And the star of the show which I found under a table in the pub goes--HIT SQUADS IN WAR ON BOOZE.
Quote:Special "hit squads" of civil servants are to be sent into Britain's booziest towns.
They will offer advice and support local health chiefs after drink- related hospital admissions soared to 207,800.
That was dashed off on a beer mat by blokes at least three times over the drink driving limit.
It is impossible to read the Daily Mirror after chanting "Acupulco Gold beats Afghan ganga all ends up" for 5 minutes without turning into a jubbly jibbering jello like substance which does more for longevity than all the pills in Christendom.
Dylan said to watch the parking meters. I watch the funerals.
And another thing while I'm on.
All these newspapers wande quotes have all been bought up by city slicks and the line is decided in head office. It's an illusion that a wide spectrum of opinion supports the AIDsers cause. Editors are Yes-men these days.