real life wrote:It should be clear from this post that 'snake' is not the only possible definition of 'serpent'.
So this is your only defense for the complete idiocy of the whole adam and eve story, that the word 'serpent' doesn't necessarily mean 'snake'? Instead of a talking snake you're proposing a magical entity called satan, passing itself off as a talking serpent?
If you're going to give up on a literal interpretation of things, then you should give it up completely and not just pick and choose which pieces you like or don't. So the snake wasn't really a snake. Maybe the apple wasn't really an apple and the garden wasn't really a garden and satan wasn't really satan and the whole story wasn't really true.
Why don't you admit that the whole thing is just an allegory. Most people already know it's an allegory, just like most of the bible. It seems to be mainly the YEC's who are misrepresenting these biblical stories as literal.
So where do you stand on all this, just tell us. Pick one of these fantasies, tell us how much of it you believe to be literal truth and we'll judge for ourselves whether you've got a grip on reality or not. At the moment, given your vague answers, it appears that you have no clear idea of what's true or not, and no ability to defend yourself in a debate.