fm wrote-
Quote:Besides, Ive gotta work on my goddam bow thrusters , I think Ive sucked in some kind of seafood.
What's this "goddam". You said there's no God so if that's true there's nothing to do the damming.
Are you sure that "gotta" is correct. One has a choice surely. You could kick it all into touch and sit on the veranda relaxing or play golf. "Gotta" is a bit fierce.Actually incorrect unless you are a psychological automata.And what's a scientist doing sucking "seafood" into his bow thrusters. Seems a bit incompetent to me. It isn't as if the animals in the sea are not known to be there and that if they can get into the bow thrusters they will do and when they do they are mush presumably and not seafood.
And we have been assured on this thread by scientists that the universe exploded into existence out of nothing 13.7 billion years ago and now, according to the professor of applied mathematics and theoretical physics at Cambridge University (heavy metal peers), there have been an unspecified number of similar events previously and the Albert Einstein professor of science at Princeton (hmp) agrees. If these two are correct the previous published material is up for the pulp mill to be turned into cheap brand toilet paper. (Top brands being made from coppiced silk-cotton trees from Nepal, thurificated with a blending of vanilla and patchouli, which is why the political instabity there is causing such grave concern).
The new theory which ,of course, involves torn up lesson plans across the nation, is proof that time, matter, and energy have always existed and always will just like the Pope has said. The expanding universe theory is thus as daft as a theory which said that city populations diffused into the surroundings because that's what they were observed to be doing between 4.30 pm and about half-past six on the day they were studied and that they originated in a spark of static which must have had the intelligence of a designer to go so smoothly as it does most of the time.
The Princeton professor has hypothesised that this "new" universe had "suddenly expanded trillions of times in a millionth of a second" in our time scales. This is known, as "inflation" a phenomenom Mrs Thatcher was elected to put a stop to.
But "dark energy" remains a spanner in the works as it is "thought" to explain "inflation" although, according to the Cambridge professor, supporters of the "dark energy" theory have become too evangelical and that the simple explanation is that our universe collided with one in another dimension. Professor Hawking, also a Cambridge professor, says that there "could" be 11 such dimensions and calls them,or some of them, "shadow worlds" as fitting in with "dark energy" just like "dark energy" is fitting for "shadow worlds". The physics professor at Stanford claims that it's all a load of bollocks and a mathematics lecturer at Columbia puts it all down to scientists getting bored whilst waiting for the next banquet and piss-up at the international symposium to which they all fly thinking of terrorists and sudden deflation of cabin pressure for every moment of the journey.
All may be settled, it seems, when the ESA launches its Planck satellite next year which will search for "tiny" fluctuations in temperature of the cosmic microwave background with instruments calibrated whilst studying housewives heating up the dinners the scientists came home late for.
Where this leaves the kids in the classroom I don't know but unless they are heading for a top university physics department, and somebody has to do, ID looks the best bet and that means whatever anybody wants it to mean and hey-presto-academic freedom in the hands of well paid teachers or conjurors if you prefer.
Talking of "fringies", a rather lewd term really, Copernicus was a champ along with many others of like ilk. I hardly think that Jesuits are the only ones to lay claim to such a title.
The unknowable "deity" is immune to certainty and, obviously, to doubt.
Both are anthropomorphic concepts associated with expanding egos which have other problems in the social field it might be best to inhibit in the plumbers, garbage collectors and can-can dancers.
Is not seafood in the bow thrusters a good way of gathering it or are the bow thrusters useless in seas containing seafood?