wande wrote-
Quote: spendius wrote:
I'm a ballooning load of bullshit
spendi,
did someone actually call you that?
Not exactly that no. I was just giving an easy demo of how to increase style quiotient to composition so the reader gets less bored than with the needle stuck in a groove. It's a deceptively simple example. I had thought about the words and the order of them. Ballooning is a mighty image when applied to a load of bullshit.
It was a hint there's more to come. And do I pop if I keep blowing.
It's only a child's balloon after all.
Have you ever popped one wande? I have. You really have to blowhard.
You can really appreciate it when you see a guy burst a football bladder.
You're a skeptic wande so could you tell me how to fake blowing up a football bladder until it bursts in a strong man act at the circus.
It's the big question mark hanging over our 3% growth rate. Do we pop?
Should we put our faith in strong men as Mr Bush's supporters do.
See how good that 6 word sentence was when you learn how to read? It makes you think.
Thanks for leading me to the trough wherin pure metaphor resides.
I'm not sure you anti-IDers know which side you should be on.