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Vibrating Cellphone ...improved... Would you?

 
 
material girl
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 02:17 am
I think the spikey things on the tongue bar are made of that bendy rubber stuff.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 02:24 pm
Ever seen two teenagers get their braces caught together while kissing?
Well, what if the spikey tongue thingy and the vibrating "down-there" ring
thingy get tangled together, and both were set on high speed?

I don't mean to be a worry-wart, but aren't there dangers involved?

That might be a good time to have an integrated camera. And a cellphone
to call 911 at the same time. "Hthelp! B-R-R-ung-ung-Hthelp us Pthlease!"

I'd hate to be the insurance agent covering personal electronic devices,
but what IS the world coming to?

Please tell me insurance covers it . . . comprehensive? Traveller's? Home? Libido insurance? What do I need?
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2005 11:58 am
Two brief updates:

Vibrating Nokia self-pleasure - yours for £1.50
"The Purring Kitty transforms Nokia mobile phones into discreet, vibrating massagers"

Woman wearing vibrating panties passes out while shopping
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2005 12:05 pm
I have grown unfavorable towards my friends vibrating phone. It reminds me of a nasty bug from David Cronenbergs films or something. Make you just want to crash it so that it will stop being so irratating.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2005 12:07 pm
I don't know. After the "cell phones cause testicular cancer" and 'cell phones cause brain tumors" I think I'll stick to using em just for talking.

Imagine having to call Mom and Dad to tell them you have cancer... And, why.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2005 12:09 pm
I suppose it will work wonders, after it becomes well known, in keeping people from using your cell phone, though.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2005 12:51 pm
Where can I get one?
Ill post my number on the internet with this message:
Please call back immediatly if I dont answer!
Its an emergency!!!
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