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Vibrating Cellphone ...improved... Would you?

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CodeBorg
 
Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 01:45 am
I searched, believe me I searched, but I couldn't help but notice that A2K
history is missing a very important word: "Teledildonics".

It involves the transmission of data by means of vibration.
Like this cellphone that was introduced ... 22 hours ago.
http://www.wired.com/news/wireless/0,1382,67292,00.html
Quote:
"It will make it more fun and offer new functionality, like the
(vibrating) caller ID," said John Grundy, an Immersion executive.
...
While consumers can't create their own VibeTonz, the technology is
available for developers to play with. It could, for instance, add
sensation to the sounds, words and pictures that constitute a multimedia
message.

But will it make the mobile phone a music-playing, e-mail-writing,
picture-taking vibrator?

"We don't participate in the sex industry," said Grundy.

So, the inevitable survey to go along with our new word. Now, I know A2K is a
pretty conservative bunch, and I don't want to rattle any cages, but ... would you?


Secondly - any sage philosophy, observations, or advice . . . ?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 02:18 am
I have a pierced tongue and was amazed to see on ebay yesterday that you can get vibrating tongue bars!!!!!
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Ronfg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:08 am
Good thing about cell phones that have a vibration these days is that females can use it as a sex toy.
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Ronfg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:11 am
Technologies these days... How convenient!
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 09:41 pm
Those vibrating tongue rods are AMAZING!
http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/dc/07/82_2.JPG
But what are those spikey things for ... flossing your partners teeth, or ... oh. :-)



Well, if the vibrating phone (or tongue piercing) leads to too much dirty talk,
it may be time for some Vibrating Soap . . .
http://search.ebay.com/vibrating-soap

Quote:
We've been passing this one round the office and the girl's have never looked and smelt so clean!

After they have a little giggle, they coyly ask what it vibrates for. Well, its obvious isn't it....Automatic washing!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 09:43 pm
I have a question. When are they gonna invent something that makes my goddammed penis vibrate? I can't compete!
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 09:52 pm
You mean like a vibrating condom, available for $9.99?

Or did you mean the waterproof vibrating glove? :-)
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 09:54 pm
Is nothing sacred?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 09:59 pm
littlek wrote:
Is nothing sacred?


Sadly, Not a goddamned thing...
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:03 pm
Am I the only woman who doesn't care if it vibrates?
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:06 pm
Omigod. Good Lord. It's $10.13.

It's . . . please forgive my French ...

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.




Oh wait, that's a book, not a vibrating device.
Nevermind.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:12 pm
littlek wrote:
Am I the only woman who doesn't care if it vibrates?


Bless you, littlek. The world would be a better place if there were more like you.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:12 pm
That I've seen before.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:24 pm
Not to encroach on Woody Allen territory here, but has anyone here tried the Fu-Fme?
http://www.fu-fme.com/

If they connected it with a cellphone, instead of an internet connection, that's not really much different from the original concept, is it?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 10:26 pm
Er, my last post was directed at Cborg's baby jesus post, not Kicky's. But, I guess it could work for kicky's too.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:30 pm
What about vibrating teeth, to help one chew one's food, or enable one to talk faster? Conversations in Italian could then be carried out at FULL speed by non Italian people.

They had clockwork teeth years ago as a joke item....surely they could adapt the idea, using todays technology?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:37 pm
kickycan wrote:
I have a question. When are they gonna invent something that makes my goddammed penis vibrate? I can't compete!


THEY HAVE !! It's called a Kylie Minogue video.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2005 11:43 pm
....and here is the commercial for it Laughing

vibrator phone
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 12:25 am
I have only one word for it . . .

buxom.




Modern civilization is certainly doomed.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2005 01:47 am
GOOD GRIEF ! No, CodeBorg....I think the word is hypnotic.
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