So...which non-fatal venereal disease(s) have you had?

And we wonder why the world call us the Ugly Americans, go figure.

I never got it but I always thought it was pretty damn funny when someone did. When I'd find out I would rag their asses and not let them have a minutes peace until the work day was done. I cut them no slack. I would shout: Hey, Gangway here comes The VD Boy! And all the troops would point at him and laugh!

Rarely did a "VD Boy" ever get the clap again in my platoon.

Well it's official, I just read thru this entire abortion before realizing I had already posted here. I'm irritated that I forgot it, but really steamed at myself for posting. I must be spending too much time reading the scribblings over at SB. A pox on my house. I'm totally creeped out.

But it is nice to see you glitterbag!

You look good when you're creeped out.

Thanks, Boomer.....you're looking pretty good yourself.

I miss codeborg.

And I miss being anonymous and flirting with you, littlek. But hey, f*ck it, we can't always get what we want. And we sometimes get less than we want.

Or more.

<scratching syphilitic balls>

don't scratch too hard.

Don't worry, I always stop as soon as I start to feel the pus oozing down my leg.

I hate myself. Must never post again.

But the lure of the VD thread is too strong for you to resist, no? Can you hear the sweet siren song of the VD thread? Post...post...post...

Must take shower now. Please forget I ever posted. I think it's the accident on the highway syndrome. Too horrible to see, so you have to look.