Own Your Very Own Jesus!

They must have got this idea from one of my favourite songs, which I first heard in "Cool Hand Luke" :-

" I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far"

"Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in Rhinestone sittin' on a
Pedestal of abalonee shell
Goin' ninety I aint scary
'Cos I got the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me that I wont go to hell"

I was thinking of the Depeche Mode song Personal Jesus.

Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus...

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus

Reach out and touch faith

I think mine's more respectful.

That is....er.....breathtaking....

By which I mean I am unable to breathe between activations of my gag reflex.

Are they going to be...er....anatomically correct?

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You really want to know?
If so, you could always date Jesus, perhaps?

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he doesn't look too hispanic.

Frankly, I'm already a member of the Jesus of the Week club so I don't need that kind of crazy crap you've posted above.

www.jesusoftheweek.com

One of my faves:

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Was it P.T. Barnum who once suggested that "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public"?

If so, he was right...

I want mine to be black. And he starts every sentence with "yo" and ends them with "man." For example, "Yo, though shall not commit adultery, man."

i think it was intelligence, not taste, but it works either way, alas.

i like to be my own god

Accept people are gullible and move on already.