"Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn!"

(Healthier than a cigarette).

I don't think this was mentioned from Princess Bride

"bye, bye, Have fun stormin the Castle"


followed by -
"Do you think they'll make it"
"It would take a miracle"

Then there are always these Mel Brooks lines -
"Is it twoo what they say about bwack shewiffs?" - Blazing Saddles


"Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones, and you're off with the boys..."- Young Frankenstein

Several lines from Casablance have already been mentioned, but (unless I missed it) no one has yet mentioned:

"Round up the usual suspects."

Also, "La-di-da, la-di-da" (Diane Keaton, from Annie Hall). More of a mannerism than a line, really, but hey --

Bree- And what is so interesting, was that half a century later, a film was made called, "The Usual Suspects".

And, through the magic of technology, those words in my post have become a hypertext link to a webpage where you can buy the DVD of The Usual Suspects!

Bree, I think that's called a virus.

Speaking of Mel Brooks...maybe not everyday quotes but great none the less....

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History of the World: Part I

Empress Nympho: Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront...... guys!

Comicus: The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly.

King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king! (mostly for all the things that happen when you are king!)

Roman Senator: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: F*CK THE POOR!
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Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Colonel Sandurs: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"

Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?


Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.


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Men in Tights

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! [hugging a statue] You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

[Blinkin falls out of a tree]
Blinkin: I can see!
[Blinkin runs into a tree]
Blinkin: Nope, I was wrong.

Achoo: Let's get out of this women's clothing and get into our tights!

Sherrif of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.

Robin Hood: My first matter of business I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... My friend Achoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff.
Blinkin: He's black!
Achoo: Hey it worked in Blazing Saddles!
Crowd: Yeah !

Sherrif of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
Achoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!

Liz Taylor to Richard Burton, in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf



Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Surely I must have overlooked the first two:

"You talkin' to me?...you talkin' to me?...etc." -De Niro, Taxi

"Top of the world Ma!"- Cagney

"You know how to whistle don't you?...You just put your lips together and blow"-Lauren Becall

"As god is my witness, I'll never be hungry* again."- Vivian Leigh, GWTW


*not sure, could be poor, or broke.

"Amnesia is a trick of the mind to remain sane." Greg Peck in Spellbound.

Bella Dea,



Okay, you sold me..... I gotta' get my hands on Men in Tights........... NO WAIT!! ..... The tape okay? I gotta' get my hands on the TAPE "Men In Tights" ...whew


Oh yeah, ...Heare's a line I use a lot.

"You were serious about that?"- Joe Pesci to judge, when the latter inquires about Joe's failure to follow his clothing directive.

If you build it they will come. Field of Dreams?
(we use this all the time when people come to us with ideas for web sites).

Use the force, Luke. Star Wars

From Ab Fab - Eddie: Inside me there's a skinny woman fighting to get out.
Eddie's mum: Just one, dear?

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there. - Dodgeball

From 2001 : a space odyssey
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

I'd give my left nut to see that again. - Edward Scissorhands

Birdie Num Num - The Party

Finally someone quoted "Star Wars!"

There's hundreds of quotable funny exchanges in "Ab Fab" despite that it's a TV series and not a movie.

"I'm drowning here and you're describing the WATER!" Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"

"Go sell crazy someone else. We're all stocked up here." <Same>

"I think of a man. And then I take away reason and accountability." <Same...sorry ladies>.

There's so many in "Star Wars," feisty Princess Leia getting most of the good zingers:

Princess Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Either I'm beginning to liker her or I'm going to kill her - Han Solo

Actually R2 had all the best lines, but they don't translate well.

Wasn't it "Adrian!"?

R2-D2 did have many great lines, sometimes sounding like Cliff on Cheers. I'd characterize them as didactic butler rather than saucy, sarcastic insults like Princess Leia. The "Star Wars" quotable quotes section on IMDb has the exchanges between C-3PO and R2D2:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/quotes

Sure that wasn't suppose to be Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar Names Desire?"

You dirty rat! - James Cagney

You'll never take me alive, coppers! - Edward G Robinson

Keeping our word is one of the things that makes us better than you. - Dale from Flash Gordon

From Real Genius

Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?