"I'll cry tomorrow." Scarlett, GWTW.
"It's the stuff that dreams are made of." Sam Spade (Bogey), The Maltese Falcon.
"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship." Bogart to Claude Raines, Casblanca.
"You came back. A man like you. Why did you come back?" Eli Wallach to Yul Brynner. Magnificent 7.
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Wabbit.
I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
DONT WANT MY HOLIO TO GET ODIO!
"What we got here is a failure to communicate". Cool Hand Luke.
"May the force be with you"- Star Wars
"What a dump!" Bette Davis
"I could have been a contender"- Marlon Brando, in "On the Waterfront"
"Go ahead. Make my day." - Sudden Impact
"They're heee-re" - Poltergeist
"We'll always have Paris." - Casablanca
Green Witch wrote:"Houston, we have a problem" - Apollo 9
Actually, it was the movie that copied this - from real life.
"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse."- Nick Romano, in "Knock on Any Door"
"Good evening, I bid you, wel-come"- Dracula
"Love means never having to say you're sorry"- Love Story
GROUCHO MARX
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine how disappointed I was when you arrived!"......... Horse Feathers.
"Remember, men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did." ......Duck Soup.
"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped." ...... A Day at the Races.
"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home." ...... Duck Soup.
"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks." ....... A Night at the Opera.
"I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure"........ Go West.
"Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce, and so will my wife." ........ Monkey Business.
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." ................ Animal Crackers.
"Room service? Send up a larger room." ....... A Night at the Opera.
For you Littlek!! Some of my favorite lines from The Princess Bride.
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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
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"As you wish. "--Wesley
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"We are men of action, lies do not become us. "--Wesley
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"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? "--Wesley
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Buttercup: "You mock my pain."
Westley: "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. "
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Miracle Max: "Get back, witch."
Valerie: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more. "
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. "--Wesley
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"DROP... YOUR... SWORD! " --Wesley (He is so HOT in this part when he says this...)
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"She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out. " --Humperdink
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"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..." --The Impressive Clergeyman
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Miracle Max: "Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do."
Inigo Montoya: "What's that?"
Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change. "
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As far as "Apollo 13" goes, I believe the astronaut actually said, "Houston, we've got a problem."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: LIFE! DO YOU HEAR ME? GIVE MY CREATION... LIFE!
and
ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALLLIVVVEEE!
from "Young Frankenstein," full of funny quotable quotes from bags to knockers.
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! Bette Davis, All About Eve.
Oops. I see that Lightwizard already posted that one.
How about: Come up and see me some time. (Why don't you come up some time and see me?) Mae West from She Done Him Wrong.
Apollo 13,after a house party th ewife says 'I dont want to clean up, can we move?'
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Streetcar Named Desire
...and Dr. Frankenstein's reply to Igor's simple-minded mistake:
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
And one of the lines is sung and no doubt used in like situations for humor:
"Ah, sweet mystery of life..."
