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Is masturbation evil?

 
 
Lash
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:47 pm
I think this is the anti-cat fight.
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spendius
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:52 pm
Bella wrote-

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I'd really be curious to know if wet dreams do in fact occur because of a build up that "needs" to be released.


Bella-I was once in some dump on the banks of the Euphrates and eight of us were lying around chewing the fat when this subject cropped up and we gave it an airing.The upshot was that we agreed to cease our disgraceful habits as the sergeant called them and see if anything happened.
After about 10 days,well I was only 19,I had one.The vinegar stroke went off when in the dream I was walking past some shops and I came to a window full of naked women facing the other way and bending forwards.
I announced my triumph to my colleages who had not yet had one.I never found out if it was because they were less interested or if they had been cheating.So normal service got resumed and it faded from the memory.

A few years later it struck me that the celibacy of priests was to enable them to have this mystical experience where they come face to face with the women of their dreams rather than this lot one sees around here.

So I think it is a build up of sexual energy which has no other way of getting loose.

Frank Harris tells of using a ligature as nightwear to prevent even that for sporting purposes.As soon as he became excited in his sleep,and Frank was excited at the worst of times,it would wake him up
and he would cold-tap the offender.
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JLNobody
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:53 pm
Lash, that was an impulsive statement on my part, a response to what I perceived--while "speed reading"--as your self-reference as a female (I always thought you were a guy). It was meant as humor, tasteless as it was.

BTW, your signature line concerns me. Are people really leaving A2K? If so, why do you think that is so?
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Bella Dea
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:56 pm
spendius, that is a very interesting story...and one that would lead me to believe that the body does take care of itself when the need arises (no pun intended)
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spendius
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 02:57 pm
Gee Francis!

They never write like that about me.Have you been telling them what they want to hear again.You naughty,naughty boy.
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Lash
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:02 pm
JLN-- I've tried that comment from three different angles...I'll just take the "attempt at humor" explanation on your word. (lol)

Don't worry about my sig line. I was REALLY sincerely worried that someone important to me was leaving last night, but the crisis was averted, thankfully. I'll change the sig soon. It is due to the recent proliferation of bs from the Purple Martyr and the religious renovation of A2K.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:14 pm
Is masturbation evil?
spendius wrote:
Gee Francis!

They never write like that about me.Have you been telling them what they want to hear again.You naughty,naughty boy.


Oh, spendius, you're a sweetie! Thank you so much for being how you are. You are most definitely one of the people who make being on this forum worthwhile. ;-)
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Chai
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 03:39 pm
Lash wrote:
I think this is the anti-cat fight.



Cool very well put lash......I see it like a house where as Lord Ellpus would put it, some "fiesty" lady cats live in relative harmony. There's plenty of rooms, sunny places to nap, and it's only necessary to give another lady (or gentleman) cat a slight tap on the nose to let them know that they are playing with YOUR catnip mouse and it's making them a little miffed. There's also a very entertaining kitchen where all kinds of exciting stuff is going on, and the ladies and gentlemen visit regulary to frisk and play. Some cats become closer friends, others instinctively stay on different sides of the room.

Occassionally, a stray wanders in, simultaneously going into heat and presuming all the bowls of kat kibble are to be rationed out by it alone.

Some of the gentleman cats lose their heads, while most of lady cats roll their almond eyes Rolling Eyes



It's much more pleasant to go in the other room and take a nap in the sunshine. Leaving the males to pick up street diseases, and then wonder what went wrong....

Some I believe, are already getting wise, even without picking up fleas.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.....
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spendius
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 04:28 pm
If I'm in the mood when I get back from the pub and there's no pressing problems on the intellectuals threads I might do the hen pen scene if only to show that there is another side to these things.

Unless of course the pub is anything like Chai's sweet piece in which case .....oh-but it won't be.

Cats and hens are much more interesting than humans.
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Chai
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 04:30 pm
You know, I've been thinkin' seriously.....at one point or another, we have all butted heads with set.

I think it should be an informal policy that once a member has over...say....200 posts, they should seek out setanta on a thread, where an actual serious discussion is going on, and introduce themselves and give their educated opinion.

I think that would really extend the welcoming hand of A2K...

One shouldn't limit themselves to threads about masturbation, anal sex and such....

I'm suggesting (in a playful way of course) that someone with so much to offer the world at large should broaden their horizons.

spendius, you are truly my snookie snookie snore cuppycake gumdrop....you make my time here worthwhile.

come one over here and I'll whisper my email address in your ear, and you whisper your credit card address back to me.
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spendius
 
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 06:35 pm
Chai-

Listen Babe,I've heard that sort of stuff ever since my Mum had to ask the headmaster to let me wear long pants in the third form to forestall me getting arrested and quite often from ladies who one would have thought would know better.

That is why I do not take advantage of such things as credit cards.Their potential for my ruination was apparent to me from the first moment I discovered the basic principle by which they worked and,being as acutely allergic to ruination as I am,I have given them the go-bye.

I did buy some some shares in a company which specialised in the classy realms of this enterprise as I knew how many of my peers had Mums who had not felt it necessary to have a talk with the headmaster and though you might think me immodest to say so I will say that my judgement proved quite profitable.

I've heard of 40 days in the desert resisting temptations
but I don't think the history books would look quite the same if Chai's e-mail address had been hinted at.

I'll do the hen pen some other time.
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Treya
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 12:04 am
Poetseductress welcome to A2K. I'm so glad you are here! I've run into you in the trivia and games forum a few times. Very Happy You seem to have a really good head on your shoulders. I think you will be a good addition to the crew here. I'm looking forward to talking to you more in the future. See ya around!
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Bella Dea
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 08:02 am
Chai Tea wrote:
You know, I've been thinkin' seriously.....at one point or another, we have all butted heads with set.

I think it should be an informal policy that once a member has over...say....200 posts, they should seek out setanta on a thread, where an actual serious discussion is going on, and introduce themselves and give their educated opinion.

I think that would really extend the welcoming hand of A2K...

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Laughing It would quickly weed out the worthy members from the little kids!
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vinsan
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 10:35 am
Strangely!!!
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What are your guy's views on masturbation?


I am a Hindu but know that Hinduism banned it for quite a long time. The view just recently got changed when modern research found that our body needs it as its useful both psychologically and physically.

Strangely Hindu religion esp. Ayurveda bans it. But me thinks that it was not originally indicated in Ayurveda but was added later. May be some Ayurveda doctor added the rules under the influence of some King or Emperor who thought it being a bad conduct.


I am guaranteed about this tampering with original Ayurveda coz Hinduism finds masturbation frequent & valid. In ancient mythological Hindu books like Ramayana and Mahabharata, such incidents are very frequent. In fact myth-o-logically Hanuman, The Hindu Monkey God was born when Lord Shiva found Lord Vishnu in the avatar of Mohini (most sensual women beauty ever) and could not control his emotions and hence masturbated. The semen was then transferred to Anjani who was the strongest Ape Female on Earth to deliver Hanuman.

The great Poet in Sanskrit, Kalidasa called Masturbation as a "Salute" to women's beauty.

So overall me thinks Hindu religion must not have originally considered Masturbation to be Wrong or a Sin.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:47 am
Bella Dea wrote:
It actually relieves menstrual cramps and headaches. It releases hormones that help, I swear it, I swear it!


Thanks Bella... the next time the Mrs tells me she has a headache I can tell her I know the perfect cure!
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PoetSeductress
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 12:33 pm
Is masturbation evil?
hephzibah wrote:
Poetseductress welcome to A2K. I'm so glad you are here! I've run into you in the trivia and games forum a few times. Very Happy You seem to have a really good head on your shoulders. I think you will be a good addition to the crew here. I'm looking forward to talking to you more in the future. See ya around!


I send you great blessings, hephzibah! You have made my heart even warmer.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 12:51 pm
Re: Strangely!!!
vinsan wrote:
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What are your guy's views on masturbation?


I am a Hindu but know that Hinduism banned it for quite a long time. The view just recently got changed when modern research found that our body needs it as its useful both psychologically and physically.

Strangely Hindu religion esp. Ayurveda bans it. But me thinks that it was not originally indicated in Ayurveda but was added later. May be some Ayurveda doctor added the rules under the influence of some King or Emperor who thought it being a bad conduct.


I am guaranteed about this tampering with original Ayurveda coz Hinduism finds masturbation frequent & valid. In ancient mythological Hindu books like Ramayana and Mahabharata, such incidents are very frequent. In fact myth-o-logically Hanuman, The Hindu Monkey God was born when Lord Shiva found Lord Vishnu in the avatar of Mohini (most sensual women beauty ever) and could not control his emotions and hence masturbated. The semen was then transferred to Anjani who was the strongest Ape Female on Earth to deliver Hanuman.

The great Poet in Sanskrit, Kalidasa called Masturbation as a "Salute" to women's beauty.

So overall me thinks Hindu religion must not have originally considered Masturbation to be Wrong or a Sin.


Good information, vinsan. Also, I've read a little by Kalidas, who is very expressive with wisdom. Smile
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Bella Dea
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 01:35 pm
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
It actually relieves menstrual cramps and headaches. It releases hormones that help, I swear it, I swear it!


Thanks Bella... the next time the Mrs tells me she has a headache I can tell her I know the perfect cure!


Oh yeah....

It relaxes the muscles, releases tension and sends feel good hormones all through the body.
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spendius
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 02:25 pm
Forgive me for saying so but I think there has been a certain wandering away from topic as I understood it.

Isn't the main point relating to "evil" rather than physiological reflexes which cannot be evil.Isn't the mental state accompanying masturbation the relevant aspect of the matter and the fact that pleasure derived from the mental state will reinforce itself over time and that if an evil mental picture is continually facilitating the pleasure it will come to pass that evil will,or might,develop from it irrespective of any pleasureable sensations.
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NickFun
 
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 02:48 pm
If masturbation is evil then are nocturnal emmissions just as evil? Is the orgasm evil? Is it evil to have sex just for the sake of having sex without the desire to produce offspring? Then people over 40 should not have sex or masturbate. The question to me appears silly when I think about it.
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