Is masturbation evil?

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[Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.]

Finally something enlightening has come out of this debate. I looked it up and found that I was wrong all these years.

I always thought it was a 'one man show', so to speak. Not so at all; it can be done in the company of and with a partner.

Live and learn.

<Don't slit your eyes sideways at me. That's freaky!!>


...but, in a good way :}

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Actually, Bella, Futurist is correct, to a certain extent. As a private home-healthcare provider, I once took care of an elderly man, from the time he was 87 years of age to 92. In the beginning he was seriously ill, but still living in his little cabin. He was so bad off, one day when I arrived he answered the door in tears. When I pushed him to tell me what was wrong, he cried that he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to kill himself.

I stepped inside, put my arm around him, and told him not to worry, that he would get better. He looked at me like I was silly, but he saw in my eyes that I meant it. And with targeted faith, the right health answers came along here and there which some might call by "chance", which gradually restored his health, to the amazement of his doctor and family.

Fast-forward later about 2 years, when he was doing much better, at which point he began to confess his unsatisfied sexual urges. For a good while he had persisted that I have sex with him, but I adamantly refused. Then I asked him, "Why don't you masturbate? It might make you feel better to release some of that tension. In fact, I've read that if you don't do that, especially with men, you could be more prone to prostate and other possible health problems."

He looked at me in amazement, surprised that I would even say it. A sparkle of impish amusement rose in his eyes along with a smile, and replied, "You know, I'll do that!"

The following week when I came back, he was in a pretty good mood, and exclaimed, "Guess what? My balls don't drop in the water when I use the bathroom, anymore!" I laughed and asked, "You mean they would drop that low?" He pointed at a place on his inner thigh, several inches down. "That's how low they used to hang. But now they've shrunk up to a normal size, again! Look! (He pulled his pants down and showed me.) I was amazed at the difference in length. "PLUS, at first when I would climax, it would be a cloudy grayish color. But now it's clear white like it used to be." I told him that was wonderful, and said, "Just imagine, that was gunk in your system, stored up in there for years and years. And you finally cleaned out your pipes! Good for you!"

His gonads never stretched and dropped down, again. They retained their normal size. Later, he resolved to find himself a girlfriend with red hair on social security, so that they could live together. His idea was to be married by a minister according to his religion, but not be legally married so that they could both keep their social security benefits. He never found one significant, but he did collect lots of girlfriends close to his age in his circle of associates, as he was very socially inclined.

In summary, it is necessary to the health to clear out the system. And it seems that since this is the case for a man, it only makes sense that in some way, it would apply to a woman, as well. If a person is not married, and they are of a religion that believes it's a sin to masturbate, then they have to re-think that interpretation. I told him that in my opinion, in reality, the creator would not want him to be unhealthy. He heartily agreed.

Off with her head! TMI Infraction of the most severe kind!!!

At least I haven't gone blind yet. My hearing isn't so good though.

Anon

Is masturbation evil?


You'd better watch it, or you'll be eating cake! Which would you like, beef or cheese? :wink:

Just no more old man masturbation, please.




<but, I would like some cake>

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Lash, you were so emotional you neglected to tell me what kind of cake you wanted.

[size=7]<chocolate, please>[/size]

PS, this oldtimer loved that story.

AAAAAHHRRRRGG!! NO NO NO NO

Bad Visual!!! I won't be able to eat my cake!!!

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Oh, you dear sweetie, let me explain something. First, let's start with "cheesecake" which is a term used for the photography of pin-up girls:

"A pin-up girl is a woman whose physical attractiveness would entice one to place a picture of her on a wall. The term was first attested to in English in 1941; however the practice is documented back at least to the 1890s. The "pin up" images could be cut out of magazines or newspapers, or be from postcard or chromo-lithographs, and so on. Such photos often appear on calendars, which are meant to be pinned up anyway. Later, posters of "pin-up girls" were mass produced."

In other words, a picture of an attractive woman with very little clothing is called cheesecake.

Now for "beefcake":

"Beefcake is a slang word for erotic images or realistic photos of any well-muscled, well-built man, in a word play on 'cheesecake', used since 1934 of images of sexy young women. Beefcake is often used to denote male sexual attractiveness stemming from physical build, but is also used by women and men interested in bodybuilding and weight training."

( source: en.wikipedia.org )

Likewise, a picture of an attractive man with very little clothing is called beefcake.

I was making a play on words when I asked you which would you like... beef or cheese?

CHOCOLATE cheese cake is not impossible to find!
CHOCOLATE beef cake can be done, as well!

<no, I just want chocolate cake>

Cut one for me while you're at it!

Anon

Chocolate good!

JLN wants the cheesecake...

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Thank you kindly, JL. It's important to know and is relevant to the thread in more ways than one.

It's so disrespectful to discount the feelings and needs of someone just because they happen to be a certain age. And most people do it, including the medical establishment. Hollywood does it by making jokes about it, and others pick up where the entertainment industry leaves off.


I'll tell you one thing, even though I never did anything with him, nor had the desire to, I saw him several times a week to help him bathe. And let me tell you, even at the age of 92, that man had one that would put many 20-year olds to shame.

Most men should be so lucky, and appreciate that particular visual!

There!

<vomits a little, falls out of chair>

Cruel!!