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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2005 12:22 pm
Have you noticed something boys? When the ladies ask us to disclose things ie "the pee survey" we all come in with various intimate details for their amusement.
But when they are on the block, its only dlowan that 'fesses up.

What's the matter.....Chicken ?? ( I said that in a "Biff" from Back to the future voice for all you who didnt spill the beans)
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 03:11 am
Who remembers the sydney 2000 olympics in mens team rowing when the aussie team won gold medal? Shall we say all four of them were more than mentally excited and it was dead obvious. Poor Princess Anne didn't know where to look when she presented their gold medals. As Roy and HG said - they sure knew how to great a royal.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 04:33 am
The ladies will probably not want to ask, so I will make the request on their behalf. Any chance of a link to these gold medal winners?
I couldnt find one at all....I googled "Australians who have big willies" but nothing came up.

P.S. The only thing I could find was the Aussie four who came second to GB.
It was a coxless race, so this probably explains my lack of success on the search.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 05:04 am
You made me laugh this morning Lord Ellpus. Your wit is exceeded only by your use of the King's English
Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2005 08:43 am
He is funny, isn't he? Wink

I for one, always wear dark sunglassen when checking
out the duct taped Zucchini, men wear so casually with
their speedos.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 04:31 am
CalamityJane wrote:
He is funny, isn't he? Wink

I for one, always wear dark sunglassen when checking
out the duct taped Zucchini, men wear so casually with
their speedos.


You won't have to squint so much and you can get a better look if you wear the mirror type sunglasses. We men have done that for years at the beach. Laughing

[EDIT] Oh, and I mean to look at the ladies.... at least in my case :-o
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 08:40 am
You see Intrepid, women are just not that obvious.
Mirrored sunglasses are a dead giveaway (amongst other
things) Wink
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 08:55 am
Good point CJ. I did read somewhere that women have 4% more thinking capacity than men. Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 09:27 am
AAAHHHH! But what are they thinking ABOUT ?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 10:17 am
Hasn't your wife ever told you SPanky?
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Piffka
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 10:21 am
Hmmm. This reminds me why I like to watch ballet.
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2005 05:02 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Any chance of a link to these gold medal winners?
I couldnt find one at all....I googled "Australians who have big willies" but nothing came up.


I don't think so - five years ago. I heard about it so much because one of the rowers was actually a past student of my high school - when he came for one of our graduation ceremony as guest speaker, they showed the footage of the presentation of the medals and everyone was giggling their heads of. But hey - he was really good looking. Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:33 pm
You managed to look at his face then ?
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:44 pm
My good man, if he was guest speaker I couldn't not look at his face, could I? If I find a photo, I will post it here :wink:
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:53 pm
I bet you sneaked a glance though?
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:54 pm
where? His face or his...??
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 06:00 pm
I was referring to his groinal regions.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 06:02 pm
tstst tststst
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 06:06 pm
Oh my gosh...lets keep off that track Laughing
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