1
   

What`s the worst thing you have ever eaten??

 
 
eoe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 03:28 pm
yummmm...love oxtails.
0 Replies
 
husker
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 03:31 pm
dog crap
0 Replies
 
Ay Sontespli
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 04:46 pm
live white ants Razz in uganda ...would have been an insult had I refused
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:36 pm
Two things - and on the face of it I should have liked them!

1. Custard Apple - it was the sickliest-sweet thing ever, I could not believe that any fruit could be THAT disgusting!

2. In Norway I tried some aged goat cheese - the non-aged had been OK. It was FOUL! I can't even begin to describe the flavour, I could still taste it two days later.
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 06:56 pm
husker wrote:
dog crap


Come on, you're lying, right?

Speaking of crap, when I was a kid, maybe fourteen or so, I used to eat potato chips all the time. Loved 'em. So this one night, I see this little dark piece of something on my bed, and you know, I just assumed it must be a little burnty piece of potato chip.

I popped it in my mouth and started chewing, and to my shock and disgust, it was actually one of my own hardened dingleberries...ooh, I can still remember the taste of it. Nasty!
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 08:09 pm
One time MacDonalds presented a specialty burger for a few weeks. I don't know what they named it, but it had several types of cheese on it. I proceeded to take a huge bite and immediately began spitting it out. I found a water fountain and washed my mouth out as thoroughly as I could for a long time. Whew.
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:04 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
One time MacDonalds presented a specialty burger for a few weeks. I don't know what they named it, but it had several types of cheese on it. I proceeded to take a huge bite and immediately began spitting it out. I found a water fountain and washed my mouth out as thoroughly as I could for a long time. Whew.


That was the McRatzenburger - with real rats!!! Don't ask what Gus puts in the 'special sauce'.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:15 pm
It rivals okra as the worst tasting food I ever had in my mouth.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:17 pm
MAIL POUCH CHEWIN TOBACCO- As a kid, my buddy and I chewed this pack of mail pouch. It was tangy and, even SWEET. There was this really sweet tobaccoey taste. We wondered why all the old guys just chewed and then spit it out. Well, it didnt take more than about 15 minutes when that really dog drooly feeling started coming up my windpipe. I had this pressure begin just beneath my chin and then it moved down to my stomach. There was a rising nausea that got higher and higher

until . POW!!!

We suddenly learned the meaning of PROJECTILE VOMIT. I was sick for 2 days. All my dad did was laugh, I got absolutely no pity.


There are some lessons that are best learnt first hand.
0 Replies
 
husker
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:24 pm
kickycan wrote:
husker wrote:
dog crap


Come on, you're lying, right?

Speaking of crap, when I was a kid, maybe fourteen or so, I used to eat potato chips all the time. Loved 'em. So this one night, I see this little dark piece of something on my bed, and you know, I just assumed it must be a little burnty piece of potato chip.

I popped it in my mouth and started chewing, and to my shock and disgust, it was actually one of my own hardened dingleberries...ooh, I can still remember the taste of it. Nasty!


I was younger like 10 and it slipped in with a piece of candy
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:26 pm
what were you doin with your mouth on a dogs butt? you never know where they put them things
0 Replies
 
husker
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:42 pm
thse people had a little taco bell type dog - that was all over there house about all I remember - except throwing up.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:51 pm
my question required no answer. Now Im gonna puke.
0 Replies
 
Green Witch
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:54 pm
Were you a very young Husker and didn't know what you were doing - or was this a recent event?
0 Replies
 
husker
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 09:56 pm
between 8 and 10 if I remember
0 Replies
 
JLNobody
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:05 pm
Is the question What is the worst thing I've KNOWINGLY eaten?
Blood sausage.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:07 pm
ever try Charninya JL?
0 Replies
 
husker
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:10 pm
I've had squirrel but it tasted pretty good
0 Replies
 
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:13 pm
On a sort of ethnic eating/cooking show on Italian food the host went up in the hills with the shepherds and tried one of their 'delicacies'. It's a soft cheese curd that has been infested with insect larvae - it is eaten, live larvae and all. How could the same people who invented Aubegine Parmagina (the greatest food ever!) allow this to happen!! Maggotty food! Molto buena.... NOT!!!
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2005 10:16 pm
you can take your aubegine ana steekema waay uppa you patoot.
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
Copyright © 2022 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.04 seconds on 05/26/2022 at 02:49:34