Dear Abbey

Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), herself, admitted she was at a loss to reply to:
Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

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Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

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Dear Abby: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour, every week, for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until, one night, he came home sober.

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Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.