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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 08:12 pm
typing MOUTH FECES into google yields this advice, top of the list: "... If you eat feces, rinse your mouth afterwards with a strong antiseptic ... "







Good to know.
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 08:13 pm
It makes sense, I know a few people with **** breath....or puppy pee breath is another one! Ever experience that?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 08:28 pm
Specifically, I think it has to do with the bacteria that breaks down flesh. Animals that eat meat have the odor we associate with poop, and with bad teeth you are actually smelling the rotting gums. You know that old saying "like his **** don't stink" - well true vegetarians and vegans get to say it about themselves. Grass eating animals like rabbits, sheep, cows etc have a very different poop odor then say meat eating dogs, cats and humans. I'm sure the name of that bacteria will pop into my brain at about 3 AM...
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CowDoc
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 09:22 pm
Give me a break, Greenie! I've had a lot more cows crap on me than most people, and you can't tell me it doesn't stink, even though every single one of them was a true vegan!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 09:50 pm
I'd much rather be crapped on by a cow than by a dog (and I've dealt with plenty of crap from both).

For some reason, I find horse turds a lot more pleasant than cow flop. Not as well digested, I think...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 07:58 am
Oh yeah.. the **** breath smells like **** because it is decomposing food. Stuck between the teeth and gums, it is left there to rot.
I just dont understand how someone can NOT smell thier own breath.
I know before I brush my teeth in the morning I can tell my breath stinks and it was just ' morning breath'. If it were month old **** breath... it would kill me.
Maybe for a gift, I will give him a case of Listerine and 25 tooth brushes with 1,000 lbs of toothpaste. Maybe that will get the point across.
I can tell ya what.... I wont sit near that man again.
>shudder<

I know some vegans , rather well for that matter, and thier **** stinks too.. but it doesnt smell like your average persons crap. It DOES have a diffrent odor. But it still smells.. Laughing
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 08:02 am
I can't believe this thread is three pages long.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 09:12 am
Oi Patiodog, not all English people have bad breath.Dam that Austin Powers and his teeth!!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 02:43 pm
THEY DONT?
Shocked



heheh..
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 02:48 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Oh yeah.. the **** breath smells like **** because it is decomposing food. Stuck between the teeth and gums, it is left there to rot.


Shocked eeeeewwwww.....
i just went to the dentist because when I'd floss there would be a gross smell on the floss (and I had intermittent pain there). I knew, wihtout a doubt that there was a cavity there, between my teeth. It was so gross with just that smell on the floss, I can't imagine what a whole mouth full must be like. Turns out, my cavity was under my filling. Good thing I caught it or I migjt have had stink mouth from a rotted tooth.... Shocked Confused
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 05:12 pm
Eww to that bella....lol
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 03:51 am
Shewolfmn, yep your right we do.And all Americans wear shoulder pads and constantly say 'have a nice day'!

hoho.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 04:35 am
.....and dont forget to mention the way they say aluminUM.

.....oh yes, and they call their Baseball "the world series"...as if anyone else plays it.

......and another thing, their Cotton products are absolutely superb, wait a mo, thats a good thing, forget I mentioned that.

But above all, keep me out of this as I dont want to upset the buggers!

Ellpus.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 04:35 am
D'OH !!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 08:12 am
AAAAAAAAahhhhh
pppbbttthh on you.

cheerio ,
tar-tar
and all that other english food


( re-adjusting shoulder pads)
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

Laughing
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 08:50 am
hahahaha!!

Wot-ho old bean, Im going down the oldapples and pears, cor blimey Mary Poppins.

Have you brushed your Crystal Carrington fringe today?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 09:05 am
stand up for pessimism wrote:
Eww to that bella....lol


I know, I was completely grossed out which is why I made my trip in to the dentist quickly!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2005 09:08 am
My Valet prepares my hair before I go to the Club. Wouldnt want to put him out of a job now, would I.

Yes, I must admit, it looks like the style that is normally found on one of those dreadful Seventies Porn Actors ( I simply MUST renew my Betamax collection sometime), but my Valet has been with me for forty years now, and he is a stickler in his ways.

He calls my style the Glen Campbell, who I believe was one of those awful American Country and Eastern singers.
Chin up, old girl.
Ellpus.
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