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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 10:58 am
A curly-haired girl just farted as she was leaving the computer lab. I'd like to take this moment to honor her.

I was wondering what the hurry was.

Not that I haven't done the same thing many a time.

That is all, thank you.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 11:08 am
Sounds like you are in love...
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 11:08 am
No. Wait. It happened again. It might be me. It might be sneaking out.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 11:24 am
Yes Freeduck: What is love but a passing fart in the wind?

Actually, now I'm beginning to think someone crapped their pants.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 12:34 pm
is it you ?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 12:53 pm
Did somebody step in crap on the way in?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 01:33 pm
OK, here is a gross story.

I was with my friend the other night while she was teaching her rehab/self improvement class.
I sware.. through out this entire 3 hours I kept getting a whiff of fresh ****. Just out of the blue...
I was thinking, ok, maybe it was on someones shoe and that was all. No biggie...
Mind you, this room is small.. maybe 15 sq ft? about 17 people sitting in a circle next to each other as my friend taught the class.
Again.. whiff of ****...
and again and again.
So I finally get up and crack the door, I cant take it anymore. When I stand up , I notice, ... I cant smell it..???
I sit down again, I smell it... So I get up and go to the bathroom thinking it may be MY shoes.. check everywhere, nothing.
Back in the class I sit down and smell it again.
There is this man next to me who is grubby and very quiet . Nice guy... but ... um.. grubby.
He talks every now and then in class..and I realized what I waas smelling when I looked at him. His teeth are GREEN, with black circles in his gums at the base of his teeth. 2 are broken and obviously rotten..
This man never brushes his teeth. Guarantee you.
The whiff of ****? .. HIS breath...
I just about freaked out when I realized that.
Can you NOT tell your breath smells like dog ****?
I mean come on!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 03:37 pm
Hmmm. That situation would have been very problematic for me. I have a serious gag reflex. I almost puked when I read that.

As for the computer lab, I have returned quickly before work at the library, and I think it is simply my body odor. I generally only shower if I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriend, and she's been working on a paper.

Hey, but without the B.O., I wouldn't have so many internet friends!!!!!!!!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 03:40 pm
maybe if you shave your back, the sweat wont have anything to cling to and you can smell as fresh as a 3 day old pair of underware.
Talk about sex appeal..
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 03:44 pm
SHAVE my back? I wish.
I'll have to bust out the lawnmower.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 04:13 pm
ah. just light it on fire.
It will be over soon
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 04:27 pm
Quote:
He talks every now and then in class..and I realized what I waas smelling when I looked at him. His teeth are GREEN, with black circles in his gums at the base of his teeth. 2 are broken and obviously rotten..
This man never brushes his teeth. Guarantee you.
The whiff of ****? .. HIS breath...
I just about freaked out when I realized that.
Can you NOT tell your breath smells like dog ****?
I mean come on!


The wife worked at a desk on the way to the periodontal clinic at a dental school for a while. Perio is where people with gum disease go. The dental school is where people who can't afford to take care of their teeth until it is an emergency go. Apparently you could smell patients coming before you could see them.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 04:29 pm
>shudder<

after my close encounter of the '**** breath' kind .. yeah, I can certainly believe that Patio...

This man though, isnt broke. He owns his own business, and is very well set in his financial life.
What I gather from him, is that he just doesnt care. And it wasnt until this intimate oxygen exchange happened, that I realized how much he didnt care......
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 04:42 pm
Hmmm. Must be English.... Wink
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 04:43 pm
Laughing !!!
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 06:53 pm
The same bacteria that makes poop smell, makes rotten teeth smell - thus the same odor. And to make it even more gross- the guy probably has that taste in his mouth. He was a real far gone case if it was that strong. I'm so glad I decided not to go to dental school.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 07:02 pm
I knew a guy like that once. You could actually walk into an empty room and tell that he had been there in the recent past. I kid you not.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 07:03 pm
I worked for a guy like that. It was feet, though, not teeth -- and you could still tell hours later.

Going into his office was a joyful experience.
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 08:05 pm
Loved your story shewolf......cracked me up for sure!!!

Green witch
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The same bacteria that makes poop smell, makes rotten teeth smell - thus the same odor.


Is this true?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 08:08 pm
I recall that information from my science class days. If others know different I will bow to correction.
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