BEST/WORST CHAT UP LINES.....

...any success stories directly related to your repertoire?

'Get in the truck.' is another so far unsuccessful approach.

I'll tell you a a better approach roger:

While sitting in a bar, approach the lady of your choice
and ask her, if she could read the letter you're handing her,
since you seem to have forgotten your glasses. She'll glady oblige and in reading the letter she'll realize
that it is a "Dear John" letter from your soon to be ex.

Of course, you carefully drafted the letter yourself beforehand and know exactly what it entails.

With every sentence she's reading to you, you'll get
more and more distraught, and in the end, you will
ask her, if she could spend any time with you as you
couldn't possibly be alone right now.

I'm certain she'll jump into your truck by then.

Or.....appeal to the cuddly side......look at her with puppy dog eyes and say "If I follow you home, will you keep me?"

I could just imagine Gustav using that one.
Ellpus.

CJ, I would rather just grovel.

No Spanky, gustav is the dominant type: He'll drag her
by her hair into his cave after hitting her with his pitchfork.

roger, I''ll find a different approach for you

I usually lean over so I'm at eye level with the woman's groin, and say, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."

Well kicky, I guess we all know that this approach hasn't
worked in 6 months

True, but I'm going bowling tonight, so wish me luck!

I'll keep my fingers crossed all night.

Go kicky go!!!

you'll need it... don't forget the method recommended by slappy: staring a woman down in a subway, motioning with your index finger slice across your throat and mouthing "i'll kill you"...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that one! Thanks for the reminder, Dag!

But I still think that the "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..." line is one of the best.

yeah, that one gets me every time. a sensible woman will not be able to resist you, kicky. like putty in your hands, just like putty. or was it nutty? nuts? i forget, in any case, it's gonna be great!

You two always appear in threads together, dontcha? Like, where theres smoke, theres fire

He:- "Fancy a sixty eight?"

She:- "What's that?"

He:- "You go down, and I'll owe you one"

"I want you to kiss me passionately on my lips, and then move UP to my belly button."

I just love Pick-up lines.....here are a few more:

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow....I always swallow.

You've been a BAD boy....go to my room.

You are just my type: nice smile, beautiful eyes, amazing body...but there is just one problem- your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) It's still on.

They say the best things in life are free...they lied - but i do accept American Express

You can touch my belly button....from the inside

I'm like the Bermuda Triangle....i swallow a lot of seman.

Smile...its the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

I've lost my virginity...can i have yours

You know- the more i drink- the hotter you get.

That shirt if very becoming on you- then again- if i were on you I'd be coming too.


You can't have my my virginity- but you can play in the box it came in.

The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Your place or mine? Tell you what. I'll flip a coin: HEAD at my place TAIL at yours.

< looks down to groin >

"Well? It's not going to suck itself ! "

You all yanks? man ur lines suck!!!

you might not be the best looking girl here infact id rather eat glass, but hey beauty is only a light switch away

wow ur eyebrows are fat

Hi, you speak english? "yes" Oh, me too where did u learn?

Mount willy's about to erupt baby! BOOM!

Are you a model?

Best one is 'you aright? fancy a game of paper, scissors, stone?'