Who wins your bronze medal for lovin'?

Momma Doo Hoo, of course.

You and your whole town.

ugly? All of my exes have been good looking. Well, there was the guy with the curved thumbs, but the rest of him was cute.

Curved thumbs, huh? That must have been...

nevermind.

Slappy- Wadidja win? The booby prize?????

Speaking of "prizes," I posted the same question on abuzz...bipolar described a game him and his buddies used to play where they'd pool some money together, and whoever bagged the ugliest girl that night would win the pot. Here's a quote somebody posted after that:

"...college buddy of mine used to play that game with his
teammates from the baseball squad. The night he won, the entire
team was hiding in the bathroom. He estimated her weight at 300
pounds. He started bangin' her and they came running out and
turned on the lights. He jumped up and yelled "I won" as they
threw money on the bed. I don't think she was amused."

That's just wrong. Funny as hell in my twisted head, but wrong.

That's two points for you Slappy. At least you acknowledged that it was wrong. Not only was it wrong, it was unbelievably cruel to the women involved. Just put yourself in her place.................

Sadly, I have been...

I realize this question isn't geared for my gender.

A woman, if she so chooses, can get "it" anytime she wants, as she will always find someone, somewhere that is willing. Hence, no slumps.

Fortunately, all my exes have been good looking, IMHO.

That's what I thought, but... forget it.

<giggle>
Hi Q!

Hi k

the whole thumb thing.....

well

all I can think of is.....
could have been gonzo

<and Im not exactly sure if thats a good or bad thing !?!>



know what I mean?

giggles!

eeyep, but no.

mmwwahha

pthlbthlbpth!

I'm new here. Is this sort of question encouraged?

As for the question itself, why would anyone answer it? Positive or negative, my experiences are my own. Why would I want to sully them by describing them to a person who refers to women as "broads" and sexual intercourse as being "banged"? Are you pledging a fraternity or something like that and someone is forcing you to share your sexual history with others? How sad for you.

Bronze star?

Wrong league, my man. I aim only for gold stars.

muerte..

first welcome to A2K

second..one word

H U M O R

learn it, live it, love it

Not only encouraged, but rewarded with fruit cup.

Why would you answer it? Why not? So don't. I'm not sharing my sexual history here. Besides, I'm just a lowly virgin. Couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fistful of bananas.

New Haven, we all "aim" for the gold stars. Sometimes, people settle for 3rd prize, or their aim may be affected by outside factors, i.e. a case of Natty Light and 6 shots of tequilla.