Pip-Pip!
I would love to play, but I'm in the middle of burning dinner.
Anyone need a personal cook?
I'd love to change Fanny the wonder cook my dear, but I wouldnt have the courage. We always know when luncheon is ready, as the smoke alarms all go off.
She has even been known to burn a salad.
Lord Ellpus wrote:She has even been known to burn a salad.
Who dosen't like crispy salads? I hear the charcoal is good for your teeth!
Three cheers for your Big Fanny Lord Ellpus!
