real life wrote:So why does nearly every culture on Earth (not just near the Black Sea or the Caspian) have the story of a Flood where the main character does this?
Put up, or shut up--prove this contention. It is absolute crap that "nearly every culture on Earth" has such a story. Given that Aryan tribes originate in the area of the Black and Caspian Seas, and spread to the middle east, the central Asian highlands, to the subcontinent and all over Europe--that can easily account for the spread of the tale. Given that Jews and Bible-thumpers has proselytized right across Africa and Eurasia, it is impossible to deny the possibility of cultural pollution.
That's an absurdity--if it were true, you could easily demonstrate that a significant number of cultures who were not exposed to the Aryans or Judeo-christianity had such stories, or had them before those jokers arrived. Failing of such a proof, there's absolutely no reason to accept your bald-faced contention to that effect without proof.
I do find it uproariously hilarious that you continue to attempt to claim that fairy tale flood story is true, though. For free entertainment, you can't beat it.
Tell us, "real life," do you faitfully adhere to the good Bishop Ussher's 6000 year-old-earth exegesis? Do you believe the world was "created" on the evening of October 22d, 4004 BC [
sic]? Do you prefer Kepler's estimate, 3992 BC? How about Martin Luther, he kept things simple, with a nice round number, 4000 BC. Then there's Sir James Lightfoot, who corrected Ussher's exegesis, and plumped for 9:00 a.m., October 3, 4004 BC.
Or perhaps you have your own timeline you'd be willing to share with us.