patiodog wrote:I don't think it's possible for this thread to be hijacked at this point.
Your right. So far it has contained everything except this recipe for holiday cookies:
So why not now?
I haven't made these yet, but they sound good . . .
Jose Cuervo Tequilla Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup
... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
edited to add::
Submitted by Joe Sixpack's friend Ernie.